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Funny How Table Quotes & Sayings
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A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table theres nothing wrong with them, but its hard to stop thinking about it.
Unknown
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Men are like...Placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table.
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I had to move the table cause it was gettin real serious. I didnt want anything to happen to the table.. ya know what Im sayin?
The Situation
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Ask you to please excuse my table manners, I was making room for the table dancers.
Drake
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Money on the table, guns on the table. bi... I'm on that syrup tell that ho leggo my Eggo.
Lil Wayne
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Also, there are seats in the diner that always fall off the table. If you have a scene where you're packing up at the end of the day and putting them on the table, they just slide off.
Dannii Minogue
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But I believe that there are marriages where you can have your pool table and she can have her scrapbooking room or garden or whatever it is. But when everyone has what they want, it's not funny. There's no conflict.
Brad Garrett
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A blind man walks into a bar...and a table...and a chair.
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The Bar Room has a corner table placed strategically at a point diagonally across from the entrance. the table of tables in the setting of settings in the building of buildings. In the religion of lunch, this is the holy of holies.
Raymond Sokolov
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I've always thought with relationships, that it's more about what you bring to the table than what you're going to get from it. It's very nice if you sit down and the cake appears. But if you go to the table expecting cake, then it's not so good.
Anjelica Huston
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Men need to learn to put everything on the table. Just put everything on the table. And when it comes to the game playing, enough.
Brooklyn Decker
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Sorry your girlfriend is too young to sit with us at the adult table this Thanksgiving.
Unknown
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To put down an ideogram of a table so that people will recognize it as a table is not the work of a painter, but to sense it for a moment as a magic carpet with a leg hanging down at each corner is the beginning of a painter's imagination.
Frank Auerbach
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Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital.
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My family is really boring. They have a coffee table book called 'Pictures We Took Just to Use Up the Rest of the Film.'
Penelope Lombard
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I'm at the age where food has taken the place of s... In fact, I just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
Rodney Dangerfield
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I'm at the age where food has taken the place of s.. in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
Rodney Dangerfield
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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My table is now brightly, now dimly lighted. Its temperature varies. It may receive an ink stain. One of its legs may be broken. It may be repaired, polished, and replaced part by part. But, for me, it remains the table at which I daily write.
Ernst Mach
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A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table...theres nothing wrong with them, but its hard to stop thinking about it.
Garrison Keillor
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