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Funny Jokes About Being Single Quotes & Sayings
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I've got a very poor sense of direction. I keep forgetting which way is forwards.
Geoffrey Parfitt
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The fastest way to make your own Anti-freeze is to hide her nightgown.
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I haven't taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.
Winston Spear
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Want to hear the joke about the vacuum? Nevermind...It sucks.
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I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
Jimmy Carter
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There's an old saying - There's No Place Like Home. Well, I went in the house next door, and it was very similar.
Geoffrey Parfitt
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I lost my coat, hopefully someone didn't jacket.
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I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Steven Wright
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I can't stand people that don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' Their so stupid...
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Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to.
Amit Verma
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I thought coq au vin was love in a lorry.
Victoria Wood
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I would say a crippled joke but I cant stand them.
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Some days I think that I would be much happier if I were single...and all the other days I know it for sure.
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Just because you're single today doesn't mean you're unloved, unwanted and unattractive. The reason you're single because you haven't been found yet by your mr or mrs right. But remember good things come to those that wait!
Telisa McLaughlin
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I wouldn't be with somebody if I wasn't in love. Everybody can see she is hot and that's great, but there is so much more to her than that. She makes me laugh and she puts up with my practical jokes. We were both raised by our mums in single-parent households, and that's given us a lot of the same family values in life.
Justin Bieber
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Single is not a status. It is a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others. Just kidding, It's miserable seeing everyone else with someone.
Ash Sweeney
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Being single gives you time to be by yourself, with yourself.
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Reason why I'm single 1) I can't date myself 2) I can't date my celebrity crush 3) I can't date food 4) I can't date the internet.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with.
Alice Jane
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I just tripped over my sister's bras. I guess it was a booby trap.
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