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Funny Knife Quotes & Sayings
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Where's my knife? Who took my fu..ing knife? What do I look like, fu..ing terrorist? Is this funny? What the fu.. is WRONG with you people? Where the fu..- get the fu.. away from me! GET AWAY! WHERE IS MY KNIFE? God, you can't... you can't do that! You don't take somebody's knife when they need it!
Gia Carangi
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You live by the gun and knife, and die by the gun and knife.
Joe Valachi
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She told me she cheated on me, and I couldn't quite put together which hurt worse. The knife she held in my heart being twisted and pushed, or the unexpected knife shoved into my back by my best friend.
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When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.
Clint Eastwood
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Im sorry did my back hurt you're knife?
Unknown
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You'll have a better chance of getting under my skin if you bring a knife.
Unknown
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I would be scared to go under the knife, but you know, talk to me when I'm 50. I'll try anything.
Gwyneth Paltrow
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Out go the lights, in goes my knife, pull out his life.
Motley Crue
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Everybody, sooner or later, will have to go under the knife. Let's hope they make out as well as I did.
Bobby Darin
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At that level, every goal is like a knife in the ribs.
Gordon Banks
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Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin.
Simone Schwarz-Bart
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he was killed by a man with a switchblade knife.
Hank Williams Jr
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I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I do know how to count.
Mickey Gilley
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Q, I'll need a new suit. Someone stuck a knife through my coat.
James Bond
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Everyday it's still the same dull knife.
Black Veil Brides
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A wise doctor does not mutter incantations over a sore that needs the knife.
Sophocles
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I ended up injuring her with a knife I had on me. I can't really remember what happened.
Mathias Rust
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I have a gift for enraging people, but if I ever bore you it will be with a knife.
Louise Brooks
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Let me put my love into you, babe. Let me cut your cake with my knife.
ACDC
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