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It's good to be funny when you are a comedian.
George Lindsey
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It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
Adam Carolla
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Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it.
Mike Judge
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It's funny - if you impersonate somebody, they have no idea it's them.
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Never ask old people how they are if you have anything to do that day.
Joe Restivo
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It's funny what a few no-hitters do for a body.
Satchel Paige
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The awkward moment when you actually have to tell someone that you're being sarcastic.
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Isn't it funny how something that will later be a blessing can be a curse if you get it too soon.
TD Jakes
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Its all said and done, its real, and its been fun.
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You're one of my favorite parents.
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Dont change I want to forget you just the way you are.
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s.. is funny and love is serious.
Stephan Jenkins
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Let's have s.. one last time again.
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My knob tastes funny.
Ralph Wiggum
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Enjoy your time off from doing nothing.
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I want someone who can buy me a new car...
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Sorry I'm more emotionally available to my cat than I am to you.
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You mean more to me than life itself - but I'm suicidal.
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Dont play stupid with me Im better at it!
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It's 11PM, do you know where your pants are?
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