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Funny Morning Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.
Robert Paul
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I don't get why gyms have mirrors...I know what I look like. That's why I'm there.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How is the president?"
Will Rogers
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Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos?
Ron Alderson
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There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.
Kristen Chandler
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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If you have only one smile in you, give it to the people you love. Don't be surly at home, then go out in the street and start grinning 'Good morning' at total strangers.
Maya Angelou
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You've got to get up every morning with a smile on your face, And show the world all the love in your heart, Then people gonna treat you better, You're gonna find, yes you will, That you're beautiful as you feel
Carole King
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
Groucho Marx
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Good morning is a contradiction of terms
Jim Davis
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People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
Hussein Nishah
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Dear Lord, I thank You for the Grace of being alive this morning; I thank You for the sleep that has refreshed me; I thank You for the chance to make a new beginning.
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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I always write 'Wake Up' on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one thing a day.
Unknown
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My bed and I have a special relationship, we're perfect for each other. But my alarm clock just hates seeing us together.
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My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
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If swimming is such a good way to stay in shape; Explain whales...
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At the gym Boy doing sit-ups: '1...2...3...' Hot girl walks by Boy: '97...98...99...'
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I'd say I'm not a morning person but I'm really not sure I'm an evening person either.
Tony Tran
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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Frank Sinatra
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