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An ugly baby is a very nasty object - and the prettiest is frightful.
Queen Victoria
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If swimming is such a good way to stay in shape; Explain whales...
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At the gym Boy doing sit-ups: '1...2...3...' Hot girl walks by Boy: '97...98...99...'
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A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.
Sam Ewing
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People may think he's not perfect but in my mind he's beyond perfect when you're able to look into his eyes and see the real him. Having his arms wrapped around you because he cares more about you than anything, the way he says I love you and those cute little inside jokes nobody else would understand the way he giggles at your jokes even when they aren't even funny or the way he talks about you to his friends it makes you realize how much he means to you. His flaws make him perfect and when I'm around him I feel like everything's okay again and he's the solution to all my problems.
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All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
Mitch Hedberg
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So I said, 'Where do you want to go for your anniversary?' She said: 'I want to go somewhere I've never been before.' I said, 'Try the kitchen.'
Henry Youngman
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I think she is rude....and maybe she thinks because she doesn't have a relationship wtih her own mother that she can take it out on other people's mothers. But I'm not the one." She added, "She called me nasty...we are not the same age. She needs to call me Miss Nasty or Miss Jones....And when I see her.....it's a bad bad day.
Mama Jones
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What do you call a blind German? A not see!
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I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and run to my sister's house and ask her for money.
Kevin Meaney
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
Spike Milligan
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Groucho Marx
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So I went to the dentist. He said Say Aaah. I said Why? He said My dog's died.'
Tim Vine
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Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
Mark Twain
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You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.
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I used to like my neighbours, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi.
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What do you call a fake noodle??? An impasta.
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side got cut off? He's all right now.
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Hi. Um, my camel called...he wants his toe back!
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What do you call identical boobs? Identitties.
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