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Funny Parent College Quotes & Sayings
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I hope college women reject you less than college admissions officers.
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I hope college teaches you everything except how useless college is.
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Don't do drugs kids. There's a time and place for everything. It's called college.
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I hope you get a college roommate as uninterested in human interaction as you are.
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At least you're as thin as the college rejection letters you're receiving.
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College is like a woman; You work so hard to get in and nine months later you wish you'd never come.
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I'd love to do all those things from my favorite college movies but it turns out they're felonies
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I don't think America knows what a gay parent looks like. I am the gay parent. America has watched me parent my children on TV for six years. They know what kind of parent I am.
Rosie O'Donnell
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You never really realize how awesomely well stocked your parent's fridge is until you move away from home.
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Parent: What did you learn today? Student: Apparently not enough! We have to go back tomorrow!
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College students in a 8:00am class are probably the closest thing to zombies that the world will ever have.
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I should get a college art credit for the masterpieces I have drawn on my passed out roommates.
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The abduction of a child is a tragedy. No one can fully understand or appreciate what a parent goes through at such a time, unless they have faced a similar tragedy. Every parent responds differently. Each parent copes with this nightmare in the best way he or she knows how.
John Walsh
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All the time a person is a child he is both a child and learning to be a parent. After he becomes a parent he becomes predominantly a parent reliving childhood.
Benjamin Spock
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A good college is like unprotected s..: Glad you got in, wish you never came.
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I like school very much, and I'll go to college if my career slows down. But kids go to college to be where I am today. Not to put college down, but for me, it would be digressing.
Dana Hill
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I had one of my good friends kicked out of college for domestic violence. He had his college career ruined.
Eric Turner
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When you go to college, your NBA value seems to go down. You can't get better when you go to college? That's absurd, ... The longer you stay in college, the more you grow and become a better player. Each year, I've improved, and I want to continue to get better.
Lawrence Roberts
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To a teenager there's nothing more embarrassing than a parent.
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When your parent is a public idol, you never really have a chance to lay that parent to rest.
Lorna Luft
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