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My goal for 2014 is to accomplish the goals of 2013, which I should have done in 2012, because I promised them in 2011 and planned them in 2010.
Unknown
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I promised to always bring up a glass of water to her before we go to bed, and she promised to never let me dress myself.
Fred Savage
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Four years ago, I promised to end the war in Iraq. We did. I promised to refocus on the terrorists who attacked us on 9/11. We have.
Barack Obama
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Today you promised me gold and silver, yesterday you promised me love, tomorrow you will promise me the world and yet...I see nothing
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Please don't forget what I meant to you back then. When everything was fine and I was your girl. When you promised me the world. When you promised you'd be mine forever.
Unknown
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I never promised you a rose garden. I never promised you perfect justice.
Hannah Green
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I just want to do God's will. And he's allowed me to go to the mountain. And I've looked over, and I've seen the promised land! I may not get there with you, but I want you to know tonight that we as a people will get to the promised land.
Martin Luther King Jr
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I promised and you promised. You seemed so honest. But then you went away and never looked back.
Unknown
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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Sometimes I wonder what makes you keep running back to me, but when I take you back, you keep hurting me. You have promised me million times that you would love me and would treat me well after everytime we get back together. You never once kept those promises you've promised me.
Unknown
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In hard times we ask God the reason for giving us such hard life, but God never promised us an easy journey. He only promised us great destiny. Depending upon our power to fight the odds.
Senora Roy
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I hate the way you say my name, I hate your funny smile, I hate it when you said that you were staying for a while, I hate your crazy climbing skills; youre always up in trees, I hate it when you promised you were never leaving me, I hate it how you try to talk but nothing comes out right, I hate it when we hung out at my park that summer night, I hate how you told me make a wish, I hate the way you lie, I hate how I liked you so much; I thought I was going to die, I could say I hate these things and wish that they would die, But truth is that I love them baby, so much their making me cry.
I Wrote This
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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You promised me you would never change.
Drake
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Go for it now. The future is promised to no one.
Wayne Dyer
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I though you were different. I thought you'd stay, like how you promised to.
Unknown
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Tomorrow is not promised to any of us.
Kirby Puckett
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You're never promised your next breath.
Lenny Kravitz
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Nothing in life is promised except death.
Kanye West
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