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Me on spring break: 1) puts on bikini 2) puts on turtleneck 3) puts on sweatpants 4) crawls in hole 5) stays there
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I'm not saying she's a slut but whenever she eats a banana in public, she puts one hand behind her head.
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Earl puts the "ass" in 'assassin.' Puts the pieces of decomposing bodies in plastic.
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I think nothing is religion which puts one individual absolutely above others, and surely nothing is religion which puts one s.. above another.
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So to me, Texas Hold 'em puts me to sleep. At least when you play stud, you can be funny as you deal. Somebody some day is going to come up with a Stud show that's going to work.
Joseph Bologna
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The painter puts brush to canvas and the poet puts pen to paper. The poet has the easier task, for his pen does not alter his rhyme.
Robert Brault
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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That hot guy moment; when he takes of his hat, does the flippy hair thing, then puts it back on.
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s.. is a sensation caused by temptation, when a man puts his location in a woman's destination, did you understand the explanation or would you like a demonstration?
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I told my daughter that she can't have boyfriend till her age is off the clock. *puts military clock on wall*
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Vice knows she's ugly, so puts on her maskVice knows she's ugly, so puts on her mask
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Living by the Law puts the focus on yourself. Living by Grace puts the focus on Jesus.
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Childhood is not from birth to a certain age and at a certain age The child is grown, and puts away childish things. Childhood is the kingdom where nobody dies. Nobody that matters, that is.
Edna St Vincent Millay
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Akon is a very talented songwriter to work with. His melodies, they're just insane. It's funny, I think about him a lot when I'm doing my melodies because he's so simple, and he's just been great. He keeps me on my feet, very grounded, but he also puts me on a silver platter, which is always very nice. So it's been an incredible influence. It's like every time you work with somebody that's better that you are, you become greater.
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Every age, every culture, every custom and tradition has its own character, its own weakness and its own strength, its beauties and cruelties; it accepts certain sufferings as matters of course, puts up patiently with certain evils. Human life is reduced to real suffering, to hell, only when two ages, two cultures and religions overlap.
Hermann Hesse
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One puts on black robes to scare the hell out of white people, while the other puts on white robes to scare the hell out of blacks.
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Suicide may also be regarded as an experiment -- a question which man puts to Nature, trying to force her to answer. The question is this: What change will death produce in a man's existence and in his insight into the nature of things? It is a clumsy experiment to make; for it involves the destruction of the very consciousness which puts the question and awaits the answer.
Arthur Schopenhauer
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Being a Mother is a gift from God, a special gift that God puts into all Moms, a gift to love their kids and protect them even if it meant putting their own life at risk to make sure that there is no danger against their kid's! It is a trust from our Heavenly Father that he puts into every Mother, to look after his own's kids while they live on this earth!
Glen Rambharack
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Being a Mother is a gift from God, a special gift that God puts into all Moms, a gift to love their kids and protect them even if it meant putting their own life at risk to make sure that there is no danger against their kid's! It is a trust from our Heavenly Father that he puts into every Mother, to look after his own's kids while they live on this earth!
Glen Rambharack
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A wise man knows when he has a special lady. He always puts her first, and never puts her last! Once in awhile he buys her roses, and flowers to show romance, and appreciation of having her in his life. Everyday he tells her how beautiful she is, and how much he love's her. He's not only a wise man hes a real man. Because a real man is a gentleman!
Bryan Burden
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