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Suggest Revision: Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.
 
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Suggest Revision: The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.
 
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Suggest Revision: It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
 
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Suggest Revision: I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.
 
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Suggest Revision: A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to thirty-five and your job still requires you to wear a name tag, you've made a serious vocational error.
 
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Suggest Revision: I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
 
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Suggest Revision: The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.
 
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Suggest Revision: My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
 
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Suggest Revision: The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
 
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Suggest Revision: Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
 
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