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Funny Work Colleague Birt Quotes & Sayings
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Christoph Waltz is stunning, an insanely nice guy. He is not only a ridiculously good actor, he is also really funny, helpful, and a good colleague. I like his work ethic. I mean, the guy has won an Oscar and despite that he is receptive, open-minded, and not the least bit snooty. And Reese Witherspoon is the same. It may be the nicest cast that I have worked with yet, a really great experience.
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The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.
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If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
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There's nothing so improves the mood of the Party as the imminent execution of a senior colleague.
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If you work in a hospital, you cant easily fake call in sick to work. Oh, you're sick? Well why dont you come in to work and we'll have a look at it.
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Movies either work or they don't work and they're either funny or they're not and we work very hard. To achieve that kind of work is really kind of delicate stitching.
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I'm glad the slower summer pace at work gives us more time to complain about work
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I work so I can afford the amount of alcohol required to continue going to work.
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I always give 100% at Work: 10% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 22% Thursday, 5% Friday!
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Today is 'Take our Daughters to Work Day.' This is when girls ages Nine to Fifteen go to work. Or, as it's called at the Nike factory - Thursday.
Bill Maher
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I'm sorry my recent absence from work caused you to have to do your own work.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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They have been saying for a long time that Iraq made an effort to import active uranium, and my colleague demonstrated the other day that they came to the conclusion that it was a fake document that everybody is relying upon.
Hans Blix
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To get a project off the ground, tell a colleague it was their idea. They will put their heart and soul into making it successful.
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You are your own idol, you are your own mentor, you are your own student, you are your own colleague, you are your own best friend, you are your own rival, you are your own past, you are your own present, you are your own future, you are your own problem, and you are your own solution because you are you.
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I would say to my colleague that the misery index, inflation and unemployment, when added together is the lowest it has been in the last series of Presidents, even going back to Jimmy Carter. So I think the Bush administration is doing a good job.
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We felt often that we were perceived as mothers trying to be lawyers, while a male colleague of ours who had a young child was perceived as a lawyer who also happened to be a father.
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Like my colleague, I represent a large Assyrian community in central California, one of the largest concentrations of Assyrian Americans anywhere in the United States.
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Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
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Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.
Leslie Nielsen
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