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Getting Drunk And High Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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I didnt mean itI was drunk. I was at a high but at a low. I was a bit sick, a bit drunk. We were at Athens or Spain Madrid! I was drunk cuz there were free booze, the Red Bull thing. It just came out.
Oliver Sykes
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Because of the high altitude, you get drunk really fast. So everyone's drunk all the time.
Clea Duvall
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If you can't take control, let Jesus take the wheel and hope he's not drunk.
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I had never, ever drunk beer in high school, and by the time I got to Tech we were having these parties out in the cotton fields and getting so drunk. I was the champion beer drinker; suddenly I was pouring it down my throat... Insane! Insane!
Bob Livingston
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I love how since my dad got laid off all he does is get drunk, sleep, get drunk, & bi... at me for always being out lol.
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Being drunk n happy is good...Being drunk and sad isn't good...But I'm just drunk...Here nor there.
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Let's get high school drunk.
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Nothin' gets me high on life or drunk on love the way you do...
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Don't ever forget what someone says to you while they're drunk, because drunk words are sober thoughts.
Unknown
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It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping! On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.
Charles Baudelaire
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I'll get him drunk at high altitude. Or put a pair of skis on him.
Nick Faldo
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I never claimed that I knew how to dance, but I'll get drunk, get high, and pull down my pants
Hollywood Undead
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High as fu.., sloppy drunk when I'm passin' through. Rollin' doobies up, yo ho who we pass 'em to.
Wiz Khalifa
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A female officer pulls over a drunk man. The officer tells him, Anything you say will be held against you! Then the drunk man yells, TITTIES!
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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Why did I allow myself to be bored ever in the past and to compensate for it got high or drunk or rages or all the tricks people have because they want anything but serene understanding of just what there is, which is after all so much.
Jack Kerouac
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How much for that bottle, put it on my tab. Hop out like a model all them foreign tags. Get so drunk and high, I'll have to call a cab.
Wiz Khalifa
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I do remember being in high school and trying to go to an Outlaws concert, but I was too drunk and ended up in trouble with the police at some truck stop on 95 in Connecticut.
Jim Coleman
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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I attended a very small junior high and specially in the end that became a disaster. The principal was pretty senile and a drunk, so the children more or less runned the school.
Jonathan Brandis
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