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God Daughter Birthdayand Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I am convinced that He (God) does not play dice.
Albert Einstein
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If God has cable, we are the 24-hour doofus network.
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When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Peter OToole
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Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?
Lily Tomlin
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When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Peter OToole
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God heals and the doctor takes the fee.
Benjamin Franklin
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How can I believe in God when only last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
Woody Allen
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I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a pass.
Bob Davies
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As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
Woody Allen
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Why attack God? He may be as miserable as we are.
Erik Satie
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Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Woody Allen
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The mother must socialize her daughter to become subordinate to men, and if her daughter challenges patriarchal norms, the mother is likely to defend the patriarchal structures against her own daughters.
Carol P Christ
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Today we want to let you know that no matter how much you grow up, you've will always been our bundle of joy, rolling in her pyjamas and stealing candies from the jar. Wish you a Happy Birthday daughter. May you never grow up for us!
Unknown
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I can't walk around the house naked any more now that we have a daughter. I'm still OK in underwear, but not naked. With the boys it wasn't a problem as they're naked all of the time. But now with a daughter, the naked days are over.
David Beckham
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The body of a young woman is God's greatest achievement. Of course He could have made it to last longer, but you can't have everything.
Neil Simon
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If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.
Bob Hope
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If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.
Bob Hope
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DAUGHTER what is marriage: MOM: Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by his parents anymore........
Unknown
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I'd have made you breakfast in bed if you'd taught me how to cook.
Unknown
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I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
Joan Rivers
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