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Good Girlfriend Roast Quotes & Sayings
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The vulgar boil, the learned roast, an egg.
Alexander Pope
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Great boast, small roast.
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I couldn't ask for anything else I have the best friends in the world and the greatest girlfriend a guy could ask for life's good.
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I think I need to give Bristol Palin a good massage. Girlfriend needs to RELAX!!!
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Steadman! Any guy that's got Oprah as a girlfriend, I mean that's a good dude. I want to talk to him.
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My girlfriend claims that her last boyfriend was a better kisser than me and I have to admit, he is pretty good.
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It's not color, it's like pouring 40 tablespoons of sugar water over a roast.
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As for those g....fruit and buttermilk diets, I'll take roast chicken and dumplings.
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As for those g....fruit and buttermilk diets, I'll take roast chicken and dumplings.
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Just called the police on my girlfriend. She hasn't committed a crime, I just want them to come and remind her she has the right to remain silent.
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A jealous girlfriend is a faithful girlfriend, you should worry if she doesn't care.
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My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look s..y...so I came back drunk.
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My girlfriend is a REAL girlfriend. She's a REAL woman. Faithful. Loyal. She deserves the world, and I'm gonna try to give it to her.
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I am a navy girlfriend. The events of the next several months hold my life, my love, and my future in the balance.
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When your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her status. Either you've done something very right or very wrong.
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If your girlfriend gets jealous it's because she's faithful. If another girl has your attention and she doesn't get jealous, it's because someone has hers.
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One loyal girlfriend is worth more than one hundred ho...
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Ever talk to your ex again and just think of all the good times, but you know that it was really a mistake.
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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep good? I said No, I made a few mistakes.
Steven Wright
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God will roast their stomachs in hell at the hands of Iraqis.
Mohammed Saeed Al-Sahaf
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