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Happy Monday Morning Status Quotes & Sayings
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'Thank God It's Monday!' said no one ever...
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Dear Monday, even my girlfriend's period is a better surprise than you.
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Tuesday isn't so bad...It's a sign that I've somehow survived Monday.
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Current experiment: How much wine does it take for me to forget that tomorrow is Monday?
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I'm not saying she's a slut, but she's been banged more than a snooze button on Monday morning.
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Sunday morning is like Monday morning except with better coffee and less bullshit.
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Shortest horror story in history: Tomorrow is Monday.
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If days of the week were s.. acts, Monday would be a dry, passionless, handjob...
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I like my women like I like my weekend - short, filled with liquor and gone by Monday.
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f you really want to advise me, do it on Saturday afternoon between 1 and 4 o'clock. And you've got 25 seconds to do it, between plays. Not on Monday. I know the right thing to do on Monday.
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Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday's code
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I hate Monday because Monday hates me.
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Best feeling ever: waking up excited on a Monday morning.
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Waking up on Monday morning is the worst feeling ever.
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I'm having the worst Monday since last Monday.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasnt arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and Im going to be happy in it.
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I haven't had this bad of a Monday since last Monday.
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This is how my week goes. Mooooooooooooonday, Tuuuuuuuesday, Weeeeeeednesday, Thuuuuuuursday, FridaySaturdaySunday.
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The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that its my cellphone.
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I'm not religious, but the first thing I do in the Morning is look at the clock and pray I have more time to sleep.
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