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Hit In Testicles Quotes & Sayings
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I really think it's crazy that we hit our kids. It really is. Here's the crazy part about it. inds are the only people in the world that you're allowed to hit. Do you realize that? They're the most vulnerable and they're the most destroyed by being hit, but it's totally OK to hit them. And they're the only ones! If you hit a dog, they fu..ing will put you in jail for that shit.
Louis CK
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I hang onto my prejudices, they are the testicles of my mind.
Eric Hoffer
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Attention restaurant customers: Testicles. That is all.
Peter Griffin
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But I hang onto my prejudices, they are the testicles of my mind
Eric Hoffer
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If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
Winston Churchill
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Clean the house, you dirty mess! Please hit the f*ckin treadmill! You know what, dont even hit the treadmill.. hit the elliptical, its better for you.
The Situation
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A writer who presents men and women as creatures truncated below the waist is exposed as one who goes about without his trousers saying, 'see, I have had my testicles removed.'
Norman Lindsay
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Bad music in games causes gamers a sharp, sudden pain not unlike a swift kick to the testicles... not that I'd know what that felt like.
Morgan Webb
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Bad music in games causes gamers a sharp, sudden pain not unlike a swift kick to the testicles...not that I'd know what that felt like.
Morgan Webb
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So finally, on about the fifteenth tee, I hit the drive of my life. And any of you people who play golf, you know the drive I'm talking about. The minute you hit it, you just drop your club. You hang on to the beer, let's don't get stupid. And I watch this ball just go and go and...kind of hit this guy in the head. And I felt bad, but he overreacted, I thought. I mean, it wasn't like a square hit; it just kind of glanced off his head. But he goes whippin' his car off the freeway, like 'here we go!' Mr. Attitude! So now, he's barreling down the fairway screaming at the top of his lungs, like 'what are you, some kind of cruddy golfer?' I'm like, 'hey, I hit you, didn't I? You were traveling sixty-five miles an hour. That's a pretty good shot in my book.'
Bill Engvall
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I've been hit hard a few times, been hit really hard a few times, but I don't think I've ever left a memorable, lasting impression on anyone I've ever hit.
Steve Yzerman
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Who knew, that a man with 24 inch pythons would have half inch testicles!
The Rock
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I know that deep inside you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop, bro.
Danny Mcbride
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You're all...testicles, and no shaft! What happened to your shaft Robert? -Stinkmeaner
Boondocks
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I know that deep inside you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop, bro. -Kenny Powers
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I've worked with it. I took three putts and hit the first one about 3 inches fat. The second one, I hit it; and I hit the third 15 inches fat. That was it.
Tom Watson
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Moral: a peerless maxim enumerated by God in his Holy Bible, such as that of Deut. 23:1, if your testicles are crushed or your male member missing, you must never enter a sanctuary of the Lord.
Donald Morgan
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I didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that bastard in the stands.
Babe Ruth
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Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
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One U.S. hit single and a hit T Shirt in 1985 does not a celebrity make.
Holly Johnson
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