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I Killed Me Mom Dumb Es Quotes & Sayings
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There are dumb actors. But there are dumb politicians and dumb bakers.
Tim Robbins
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Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
Brooke Shields
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Curiosity killed my innocence. Over thinking killed my happiness. Insecurities killed my self-esteem. Lies killed my trust. Stereotypes killed my individuality. And judgement killed me.
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I was watching TV one day, and it was just like some commercial with a kid my age, and I was like, 'Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom!' and she came running in, and I was like, 'I wanna do that! I wanna be on TV!'
Victoria Justice
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Overthinking killed my happiness. Insecurities killed my self-esteem. Lies killed my trust.
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Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your damn motherfu..ing business bi..., you lil' stupid bi... , dumb teacher bi..., 2+2 not knowin' what the fu.. it is bich, cross eyed cryin' down your back fat foot a.. bi..., long titty no nipple havin' a.. bich! An the crazy shit its my friends in the background OHHHH OHHHH HE SAID SHE AINT ' HAVE NO NIPPLES! Igot suspended an an asswhoopin' when I got home my mom said I told you to say 2 cuss words your said... 76 of em.
Kevin Hart
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Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance. Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair. Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage. Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy.
Unknown
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MOM turned upside down spells WOW! Mom you were the best!
Rick Sutter
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If someone's dumb enough to offer me a million dollars to make a picture, I'm certainly not dumb enough to turn it down.
Elizabeth Taylor
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It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.
Mark Twain
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I'm so dumb, therefore I can't relate. I'm so dumb, there is nothing to hate. Really is it me, or is it fate? Give me peace, or release for fu..'s sake.
Korn
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Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It's not funny David! What do you mean? Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud! Mom: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.
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If a man is dumb, someone is going to get the best of him, so why not you? If you don't, you're as dumb as he is.
Arnold Rothstein
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I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.
Terry Bradshaw
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Heaven is dumb, echoing only the dumb.
Franz Kafka
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Everyone checks out my mom. My mom's hot.
Ashley Scott
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The philosopher has never killed any priests, whereas the priest has killed a great many philosophers.
Denis Diderot
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Gentlemen, we are being killed on the beaches. Lets go inland and be killed.
Norman Cota
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Firemen are going to get killed. When they join the department they face that fact. When a man becomes a fireman his greatest act of bravery has been accomplished. What he does after that is all in the line of work. They were not thinking of getting killed when they went where death lurked. They went there to put the fire out, and got killed. Firefighters do not regard themselves as heroes because they do what the business requires.
Chief Edward F Croker
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Look at Jessica Simpson. She's famous for being dumb. I guess it started with Marylyn Monroe, and she actually wasn't that dumb, but that's how she was perceived - and that's what got popular.
Danica McKellar
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