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Jokes About Turning 40 Years Old Quotes & Sayings
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Remember, if you do the same act for 20, 30 years it gets a little boring unless you've got something else going for you... And the orchestra really kept you going. They'd laugh at all your jokes, even if they'd been hearing them for the last 30 years.
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My New Years resolution list usually starts with the desire to lose between 10 and 3,000 pounds.
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
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Turning a hoe into a housewife is like turning water into wine. Leave that to Jesus.
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In closing, let me just thank God, on the floor of the House, for not turning away from us even though we seem to be turning away from Him.
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At times, creating opportunity requires turning negatives into positives, turning failure into feedback.
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And you see many people just turning away from these channels of mass media, and they're just turning in to alternative providers, because they just see what's happening.
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You know, my first album, some of those jokes I'd done for twelve years because I couldn't throw 'em out.
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We're like two little young old women who have been through a lot. We're turning 24 on Sunday, and I said to Ash, "Can you believe we're turning 48?" We've been working since we were nine months old. That's the way we feel.
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I fell for you, you caught me. Please be reminded that theres no turning back now, youre mine from all these coming years.
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I don't want to be 60 years old standing on stage telling some jokes. I want my life to mean something.
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
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Deaf jokes aren't funny, I don't want to hear them.
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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies.
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Always laugh heartily at the jokes your boss tells, it maybe a loyalty test.
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A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
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I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes.
Rainn Wilson
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