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Laid An Oyster Quotes & Sayings
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I went up to the camp and Paul had me eat my first oyster I had never had an oyster in my life. And he convinced me to eat one. And it was horrible and it was exciting. And I thought, this will be gross and I'll have a story: I had my first oyster with Paul Newman.
Jerry Seinfeld
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Americans are terrified because so many of them have been laid off in recent years and months and they fear that they may be next. Even if they have not been laid off or have not known anyone laid off, they definitely know someone who has lost his home.
Ben Stein
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Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.
Mark Twain
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Sorry the closest you'll get to getting laid this year is getting laid off.
Unknown
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I was stillborn. The midwives laid me aside, thought I was really gone. I laid there about an hour, and they picked me back up and tried again, 'cause my body was still warm. The Good Lord brought me back.
James Brown
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He was a bold man that first eat on oyster.
Jonathan Swift
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I had rather be an oyster than a man, the most stupid and senseless of animals.
George Berkeley
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The world may be your oyster, but it doesn't mean you'll get its pearl.
Unknown
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All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography.
Federico Fellini
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The life of man is of no greater importance to the universe than that of an oyster.
David Hume
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Evan: Fogell, I just don't understand why you were smoking cigarettes with those cops. Fogell: Because I fu..ing rule! Oh, we are SO gonna get laid tonight! Seth: I am, I'm gonna get laid.
Superbad
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Evan: Fogell, I just don't understand why you were smoking cigarettes with those cops. Fogell: Because I fu..ing rule! Oh, we are SO gonna get laid tonight! Seth: I am, I'm gonna get laid.
Superbad
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Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent.
Kevin Bacon
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In the United States, there one feels free... Except from the Americans - but every pearl has its oyster.
Randall Jarrell
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I do not weep at the world I am too busy sharpening my oyster knife.
Zora Neale Hurston
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So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me Can you give me a lift? I said Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.
Tommy Cooper
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[I]t is revolting to have no better reason for a rule of law than that it was laid down in the time of Henry IV. It is still more revolting if the grounds upon which it was laid down have vanished long since, and the rule simply persists through blind imitation of the past.
Oliver Wendell Holmes
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No good poem, however confessional it may be, is just a self-expression. Who on earth would claim that the pearl expresses the oyster?
C Day Lewis
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What can be more foolish than to think that all this rare fabric of heaven and earth could come by chance, when all the skill of art is not able to make an oyster!
Anatole France
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Like the sand and the oyster, it's a creative irritant. In each poem, I'm trying to reveal a truth, so it can't have a fictional beginning.
Carol Ann Duffy
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