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Losing Weight Funny Quotes & Sayings
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The three words women most want to hear from a man are, "You lost weight".
Lori Gottlieb
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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
Rodney Dangerfield
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The only thing I gained from 2012 was weight.
Unknown
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The whole thing of weight, I guess it's because there is a wider fascination we all have with weight.
Daniel Day-Lewis
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When the weight of the paper equals the weight of the airplane, only then you can go flying.
Donald Wills Douglas
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When it comes to boys and her weight, I think Ellenor is much more conservative than I am, and she has not had the dialogue I have had about my weight.
Camryn Manheim
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I think the hardest thing is losing weight. That's the hardest thing more than anything else.
Aretha Franklin
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Losing someone is hard but losing the one you love is even harder.
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I'm tired of holdin' up the weight, the weight of the motherfu..in' world. All I want is to just get right.
Mudvayne
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My post break-up depression has really helped reverse my holiday weight gain.
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I was in the gym five days a week, two hours a day. At one point, I was going seven days straight. I had put on a lot of weight, and then I started losing it drastically, so I was worried. It turned out I was overworking myself. My trainer told me that I couldn't break a sweat, because I was burning more calories than I was putting on.
Taylor Lautner
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We can all put weight on or lose weight.
Keith Emerson
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You must never be satisfied with losing. You must get angry, terribly angry, about losing. But the mark of the good loser is that he takes his anger out on himself and not his victorious opponents or on his teammates.
Richard M Nixon
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Sometimes you don't realize the weight of a burden you've been carrying until you feel the weight of its release.
Orebela Gbenga
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Now that I'm more mature, in a funny way, I can even appreciate that I've bad to become more aware of my body. Since I've chosen acting as my career, I have to keep my weight down anyway-I've been used to it for years, so it's no problem. And there's nothing I can't do.
Dana Hill
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I have always been afraid of losing people I love, but sometimes I keep asking myself, is there anyone whos afraid of losing me too?
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Inside me theres a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes
Bob Thaves
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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People think that the most painful thing in life is losing the one you value and love. The truth is, the most painful thing is losing yourself in the process of valuing someone too much, and forgetting that you are special too.
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Sorry in advance for my multitude of verbal gaffes about your pregnancy weight gain.
Unknown
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