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Lying Fat Cows Quotes & Sayings
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Cows are my passion. What I have ever sighed for has been to retreat to a Swiss farm, and live entirely surrounded by cows - and china.
Charles Dickens
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Chicken fat, beef fat, fish fat, fried foods - these are the foods that fuel our fat genes by giving them raw materials for building body fat.
Neal Barnard
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You can be fat and love yourself. You can be fat and have a great damn personality. You can be fat and sew your own clothes. But you can't be fat and healthy.
Susan Powter
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If you had a personal trainer, you would probably eat him. I know that in every fat person, there's a skinny person inside, but you could have all the season's contestants of America's Next Top Model in you. I hope I get reincarnated as your feet. That way, you'd never see my face again... Oh, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have insulted you. Because in my country, cows are sacred.
George Lopez
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I never had huge ambitions...never. I was fat. I didn't know any fat famous actresses. I just did not see myself in that world at all, and I'm being very sincere. You know, once a fat kid, always a fat kid. And I still sort of have that. I often look at women who wear great jeans and high heels and nice little T-shirts wandering around the city and I think, I should make more of an effort.
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When your skinny friend says she's fat and you're just standing there...all fat as a motherfu..er.
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It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.
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Being fat isn't so bad.. fat people are harder to kidnap!!
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People who come from a background of lying are suspicious of lying in others.
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id be lying if I told you I was happy. I would also be lying if I told you I need you to live
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I could dance till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home.
Groucho Marx
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No excuses for being fat in the 21'st century - You fat girls disappoint me.
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I complain about being fat but then I keep eating...Living the fat life.
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Fat Tuesday? I feel fat every day of the week...Today is nothing special.
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Okay, then let's talk about your daddy. Your daddy was so fat... that when he went to school he sat next to everybody! And still...he still not as fat as your fat mama!
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Okay, then let's talk about your daddy. Your daddy was so fat... that when he went to school he sat next to everybody! And still...he still not as fat as your fat mama!
Sherman Hemsley
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Tuesday, I don't hate you cause you're fat. You're fat cause I hate you. But yeah I actually do hate you cause you're fat.
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Happy fat Tuesday to everyone who was already fat on Monday.
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Happy Fat Tuesday to someone who was already fat on Monday.
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If you have a choice between ugly or fat; You can turn lights out on ugly, but you can always feel the fat in the dark.
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