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Mother And Son Funny Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Mother And Son Funny" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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To try to raise a son from inside the prison walls is a very difficult thing. But I want to say to the world my son at 16 was the one who tried the most to get me out of prison.
Jim Bakker
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For since our friendship with God was restored by the death of his Son while we were still his enemies, we will certainly be saved through the life of his Son.
Romans 5:10
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My mother and I will continue on some level that I haven't determined yet. I think my mother's a great character, and I have to say that giving my mother to the world has to be the biggest thrill of my writing career.
James Ellroy
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Any father whose son raises his hand against him is guilty of having produced a son who raised his hand against him.
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My son is my son till he have got him a wife, But my daughter's my daughter all the days of her life.
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I'm a rompin', stompin', piano playing son of a bi.... A mean son of a bi....
Jerry Lee Lewis
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My son Barry, of course, has been on from the beginning. And his son Shane is playing now a med student regularly on the show. And at one point or another, I've had all four of his kids on the show.
Dick Van Dyke
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The mother-child relationship is paradoxical and, in a sense, tragic. It requires the most intense love on the mother's side, yet this very love must help the child grow away from the mother, and to become fully independent
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A son is your son until he takes a wife A daughter will stay yours for all of your life.
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If I were hanged on the highest hill, Mother o' mine, O mother o' mine! I know whose love would follow me still Mother o' mine, O mother o' mine!
Rudyard Kipling
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You were born at home, but when your mother saw you she went to the hospital.
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Food, love, career, and mother, the four major guilt groups.
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The anger that Uncle Junior has comes from my background. My father was the son of an Italian immigrant, and I've seen the fire of the Italian temperament. It can be explosive sometimes in ways that are both funny and tragic.
Dominic Chianese
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My mother used to pitch to me and my father would shag balls. If I hit one up the middle close to my mother, I'd have some extra chores to do. My mother was instrumental in making me a pull hitter.
Eddie Mathews
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I had a white guy tell me...he said, 'Bern, why do black folks use the word 'mother-fu..er?' Well, I'm gonna break down what the word mother-fu..er actually means. Mother-fu..er is somethin' that black folks have been using for years. It's about expression. Don't be ashamed of the word mother-fu..er. Because the word mother-fu..er is a noun: it describes a person, place, or thing!
Bernie Mac
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So son of a gun, I'm from the bridge. So if you a son of a gun, I'm bangin ya pops at his kids.
Papoose
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My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
Rodney Dangerfield
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If at first you don't succeed do it like your mother told you.
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The phrase "working mother " is redundant.
Jane Sellman
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I know in my own marriage I stayed in it to provide my son with what I thought was a stable background and to give him what I thought was the family life a child should have with two parents. But that isn't always the best way, and it took me taking my son to therapy after the divorce to really see it.
Regina King
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