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One That Sleep With An Itchy Bum Quotes & Sayings
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Rum bum bum bum rum bum bum bum rum bum bum bum...Man Down
Rihanna
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Yes Im a bum. But Im a Harvard bum. 'With Honors'
Unknown
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We had an audition. I was in an office and women came in and started stripping. They had fantastic bums and it's at that point you go 'OK, unless your bum looks like that, don't show it on film.' I don't have a bum like that so it's not in the film.
Keira Knightley
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The sky shining so bright and birds chirping so loud are all trying to wake you up, still you manage to sleep undisturbed. Surprising!! May this message buzz not just your phone but your room so that you realize that it is no more night time. Good Morning lazy bum. Have an un-lazy day ahead.
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If things are going slow, I'm itchy.
Levon Helm
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If you do that to me one more time, you are glue! -Itchy Itchiford
All Dogs Go To Heaven
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Changing my opening, hand puppets too itchy.
Billy Crystal
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I can't help it, Charlie, I always itch when I'm nervous. -Itchy Itchiford
All Dogs Go To Heaven
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Sleep is intimately related to health and well being. Sleep well, live well. Don't cheat sleep with caffeine!
Unknown
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You can slide on my ice like the Escapade and itchy-gitchy-yaya with the marmalade.
Lil Kim
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When you become a mom you just learn how to function sleep deprived and you do get used to it. I came back to work when Finley was three months old and the first few months were rough. Then somehow you learn to exist on no sleep and now when he does upon occasion sleep through the night, which is like a full six hours, you're pretty sure he's suffocating. So you don't sleep anyway.
Holly Marie Combs
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Couldn't sleep, wouldn't sleep. Love came and told me, shouldn't sleep. Bewitched, bothered and bewildered, am I.
Beegie Adair
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It was an hour and a half plane ride, so I slept. I try to sleep because that's probably the only time I get to get my real sleep. When I can't sleep I read books or watch movies.
Keren Ann
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When I was very young and the urge to be someplace was on me, I was assured by mature people that maturity would cure this itch. When years described me as mature, the remedy prescribed was middle age. In middle age I was assured that greater age would calm my fever and now that I am fifty-eight perhaps senility will do the job. Nothing has worked. In other words, I don't improve, in further words, once a bum always a bum. I fear the disease is incurable.
John Steinbeck
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You can sleep with a blonde, you can sleep with a brunette, but you'll never get any sleep with a redhead!
Jamie Luner
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I think about you every night before I sleep. I imagine you are here with me. With one arm around me and your legs touching me then you kiss my neck and I fall asleep like that. It helps me sleep.
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Take my 9 piece ratchet set, my oil tin! Don't go away without my Rolls Royce hood ornament! -Itchy Itchiford
All Dogs Go To Heaven
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I sleep on my stomach, usually with a pillow sort of resting on top of my head, instead of under it. I know it's terrible for your back, but I can't sleep any other way. I get nightmares if I sleep on my back.
Anna Faris
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Sleep is perverse as human nature, Sleep is perverse as a legislature, Sleep is as forward as hives or goiters, And where it is least desired, it loiters.
Ogden Nash
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Adam laid himself down in Paradise to sleep While from him was taken a wife to keep. Adam poor father of creations best Your first taste of sleep was your last of rest.
Matthias Claudius
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