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Pig Feet Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Every time I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen. In the goddamn refrigerator. Eatin' up all the food. All the chitlins.. All the pig's feet...All the collard greens...All the hog maws. I wanna eat them chitlins...I like pigs feet. -Mr. Jones
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Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig.
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I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.
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Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and it annoys the pig.
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I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig, you get dirty; and besides, the pig likes it.
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If I am to be a chauvinist pig, I want to be the number one pig.
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When the commission finds that a pig has entered the parlor, the exercise of its regulatory power does not depend on proof that the pig is obscene.
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Give to a pig when it grunts and a child when it cries , and you will have a fine pig and a bad child
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If you give a pig and a boy everything they want you will have a good pig and a bad boy.
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If I am to be a chauvinist pig, I want to be the number one pig.
Bobby Riggs
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Yo momma's so fat when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet!
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You know what they say about men with big feet...big socks.
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Seemeth it a small thing unto you to have eaten up the good pasture, but ye must tread down with your feet the residue of your pastures? and to have drunk of the deep waters, but ye must foul the residue with your feet? / And as for my flock, they eat that which ye have trodden with your feet; and they drink that which ye have fouled with your feet.
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These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig.
Alfred Hitchcock
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These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig.
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The University of Ilinois has hired 15 women to smell pig manure all day so that researchers can find out what makes pig manure smell so bad. You know who I feel sorry for? The woman who applied for this job and got turned down.
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Well, I guess the s..ual abuse by Mel Phillips in a sense, he had a fetish for feet. He used to play with my feet and other kids' feet, and that was his thing.
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
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I named my little pig Glitzy because Im going to bring her to the glitz pageants and were going to win it allThats a girl name: Glitzy. Were gonna make it a girl pig, so hes gonna be a little gay.
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
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