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Politics Jarod Kintz Quotes & Sayings
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The only problem with politicians taking two week vacations every year is its about 50 weeks too short.
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I want to do something spontaneous, like combust.
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Economist should be spelled echonomist, because they all repeat each other.
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I may not be a horse whisperer, but I certainly can and do shout at unicorns.
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Dont go looking for pancakes when you have flapjacks at home.
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All men are created Equal. Some just have more Splenda.
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I cut my hair so it looks like I just woke up all the time, so that I can be like, what year is it? Ive been asleep since the 80s.
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The other day I went to the Huddle House. I wasnt hungry, I just wanted to call some plays.
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I cut an inch off of every straw I see, just to make the world suck a little less.
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The only reason my wife agreed to marry me is because Christian Bale wasn't around to propose to her.
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If I have to beat you up to keep you safe, thats just what Ill do. Its this kind of regard for others that makes me believe Id be a good politician.
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My favorite color on canvas is nudity.
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If I tell you I want to be a door-to-door salesman, dont knock it.
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I dont like crude oil, because its so vulgar.
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Too much nudity is a turn off. Especially if all that flesh is on one person.
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Im trying to overcome my OCD by replacing my neurosis with three other letters.
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My two favorite colors of the rainbow are gold and leprechaun.
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Im at the top of my game. And that game is Monopoly. Im standing on the board right now.
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I want to be happy and sad at the same time. Yeah, I know it sounds sappy.
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The US is about to go all Billy the Kid. Inflation is going to keep shooting up.
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