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Real Facebook Status Quotes & Sayings
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Welcome to Facebook. The Weather today: An 80% chance of game requests, a 10% chance of pokes, and a 100% certainty of drama
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Facebook: the only book teens read these days.
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Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in real life.
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Say it to my face, not through your status!
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Everybody knows somebody who's Facebook relationship status should be 'Still banging my ex.'
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If people could see the face I make when I read their Facebook status updates, they would probably Unfriend me.
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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There should be a 'Thats what she said' button on Facebook.
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All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.
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Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.
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The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
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Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you...
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You wanna cry? Try using a tissue, it works much better than your Facebook status.
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I don't understand those couples that fight and then a minute later change their Facebook status to 'Single.' I fight with my parents but you dont see me change my status to 'Orphan.'
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When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a friends Facebook account: 'I LOVE D*CK IN MY MOUTH!'
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WELCOME TO FACEBOOK; The place where people add you as a friend & walk past you in the street. Where relationships are perfect, affairs are started, & liars believe they are telling the truth. Your enemies visit your profile the most, yet your friends & family block you, & even though you write what you are really thinking, someone always takes it the wrong way, & people think your status is about them.
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It's just Facebook, I wish people would keep it real and stop frontin.
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Facebook needs a button that's the equivalent of kicking someone under the table to stop them from making a fool of themselves.
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Welcome to Facebook: Where ho.. call out ho.. when they should be calling out themselves, where people claim their real when really their faker then Pamela Anderson's boobies, where lame a.. dudes talk about how their balling and got money to blow but really they can't even afford a mcdouble from McDonald's and their living with their parents on the down low, where people post pics of food claiming they made it when they know damn well it's just a tv dinner, where chicks post pics wearing almost nothing trying to get as many likes as they can and they call guys desperate when their the ones looking desperate in the first place! It's more like welcome to drama-Fakebook
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bi... posted a picture on facebook and said, 'I don't like this one.' why the f*ck you post it then?
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