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Santa Bring Wine Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Santa Bring Wine" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus.
Rick Sutter
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Dear Santa.... you'se a bi... ni...... nonono... wait wait... Dear Santa... You'se a bi... a.. ni......i heard the mall was hiring extra security to protect you.. that's a bi... move santa...i'm comin for that a.. again... until you pay what you owe! sincurly yours... the santa stalker...
Riley Freeman
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There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus
Bob Phillips
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One time I asked Brasky to dress up as Santa for a Christmas party I was having for my children. Anyway, Brasky shows up as Santa, says I've got goodies for you kids. He reaches into his bag and proceeds to hand out scrap metal and cigarettes to them. Then he takes off his beard and says There's no Santa cause I ate him!
Bill Brasky
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Wine you talk man shake it, what? Wine now, just wine your belly. Wine you talk man work it...take a wine now.
Alison Hinds
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Here comes Santa Claus! Here comes Santa Claus! Right down Santa Claus Lane!
Unknown
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I believed in Santa Claus until I was much older than the average kid. One year, my mom wrote 'Merry Christmas, Stacy' on a chalkboard and told me it was written by Santa. I was like, 'Oh my God, he knows my name!' I truly believed. Then a kid ruined it for me one day and told me there was no Santa, and I came home crying. The sad part was that the girl who told me was younger than I was.
Stacy Keibler
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I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved.
Rose Kennedy
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No nation is drunken where wine is cheap; and none sober, where the dearness of wine substitutes ardent spirits as the common beverage. It is, in truth, the only antidote to the bane of whiskey.
Thomas Jefferson
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Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.
Aristophanes
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I'll cook the dinners. If you bring the wine. Youth has gone. Never rich, still shy.
Koop
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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Underneath the mistletoe last night. She didn't see me creep down the stairs to have a peep; She thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep. Then, I saw mommy tickle Santa Claus Underneath his beard so snowy white; Oh, what a laugh it would have been. If daddy had only seen. mommy kissing Santa Claus, last night.
Unknown
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And saith unto him, Every man at the beginning doth set forth good wine; and when men have well drunk, then that which is worse: but thou hast kept the good wine until now
Bible
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Just...bubble it, do the bubbling, do the bubbling. Start to wine and roll it, take a wine now, just...your belly What? Give him the wash man wine.
Alison Hinds
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.
Shirley Temple
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So I called up the captain, please bring me my wine. He said, we haven't had that spirit here since nineteen sixty nine.
Aaron Fresh
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ni..., I'm Santa Claus; where the fu.. the milk and cookies?
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Texas, to be respected must be polite. Santa Anna living, can be of incalculable benefit to Texas; Santa Anna dead, would just be another dead Mexican.
Sam Houston
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What is the definition of a good wine? It should start and end with a smile.
William Sokolin
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Wine gives a man nothing... it only puts in motion what had been locked up in frost.
Samuel Johnson
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