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Skinny Jean Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad.
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Always laugh heartily at the jokes your boss tells, it maybe a loyalty test.
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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
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A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies.
Laurence Sterne
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I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes.
Rainn Wilson
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Deaf jokes aren't funny, I don't want to hear them.
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A civil servant doesn't make jokes
Eugene Ionesco
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Cripple jokes are so mean, I can't stand them!
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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
TS Eliot
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Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
George Eliot
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Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
George Eliot
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
David Ogilvy
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I'd rather laugh in bed than do it. If I went to a lady of the night, I'd probably pay her to tell me jokes. Would that be perverted?
Billy Joel
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I hate cripple jokes. I can't stand them.
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If my jokes offend you: 1. Im sorry. 2. It wont happen again. 3. 1 & 2 are lies. and 4. get over it.
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To all those who said I couldn't make jokes about blind people...watch me.
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Everyone in Hollywood is so damn skinny and you constantly feel like you're not skinny enough. But I have 'fat days' and I accept that I'm never going to be rail thin. It's hard not to feel pressure in this industry and I already use anti-aging products on my skin. I try not to let the pressure get to me but Los Angeles is a very hard place to be unless you have people here that love you. It can be very, very lonely, and it can eat you up if you don't take care of yourself.
Scarlett Johansson
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