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Steve Martin Jerk Quotes & Sayings
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I did stand-up. I loved George Carlin and Steve Martin.
Steve Buscemi
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Everyone's a jerk. You, me, this jerk.
Bender (The Cartoon Character)
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I think I'm very appreciative of the opportunities I've had. For me, why would I ever throw that away by being a jerk? I'm focused, and I want to have a long, successful career. You learn from the people who make mistakes. Why would I want to risk that by being a jerk or partying all night?
Amanda Bynes
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So if I'm not clubbing, don't think I'm on some jerk shit and California on that Jerk shit but I'd just rather 2-step, like my first steps. Jill Scott on my iPod, as my head rests...yes
Kendrick Lamar
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Well, excuuuuuse me!
Steve Martin
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A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true.
Steve Martin
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
Steve Martin
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
Steve Martin
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Steve Martin
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
Steve Martin
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Be so good they can't ignore you.
Steve Martin
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Love is a promise delivered already broken.
Steve Martin
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More often than not, I get accused of stuff that I just wasn't in, and when I tell them that I wasn't in it, they don't believe me. They just go, 'Dude, you were in that Rogaine ad,' and I say, 'No, I'm an actor, but I wasn't in that commercial.' Then they're like, 'Yes you were, man! What a jerk! Why are you being such a jerk? Let's kick this guy's ass!' So it's good I run fast.
Seth Green
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I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.
Steve Martin
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I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
Steve Martin
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Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.
Steve Martin
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I believe in eight of the ten commandments and I believe in going to church every Sunday unless there's a game on.
Steve Martin
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I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.
Steve Martin
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I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.
Steve Martin
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.
Steve Martin
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