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Stewie Birth Quotes & Sayings
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Stewie: What the hell is this? Lois: Sweetie, thats tuna salad. Stewie: Oh, is that what it is? Really? Because I could have sworn it was mayonnaise and cat food.
Family Guy
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I'm going to kill you!
Stewie Griffin
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Whats this? Blueberries! Oh, oh my G... Oh, thats better than s..! -Stewie Griffin
Family Guy
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Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bi....
Stewie Griffin
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Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bi....
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Call it "womb awe" or even "womb worship" but it's not simple envy. I don't remember even wanting to be a woman. But each of the three times I have been present at the birth of one of my children, I have been overwhelmed by a sense of reverence... It was quite suddenly, the first day of creation; the Goddess giving birth to a world... Like men since the beginning of time I wondered: What can I ever create that will equal the magnificence of this new life?
Sam Keen
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The characters don't get older. No one wants to see Stewie grow up because then he'd just get bigger and become a mean guy.
Seth Macfarlane
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Ive sprouted another finger. Counting the one from yesterday, Im up to 11. -Baby Stewie
Family Guy
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Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.
Chuck Palahniuk
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Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.
Chuck Palahniuk
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Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.
Chuck Palahniuk
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Theres always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and its not so much that I want to kill her, its just, I want her not to be alive anymore. -Stewie Griffin
Family Guy
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This is the birth of all hope. To have what I once had. This life unforgiven it will end with a birth.
Nightwish
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Birth is the scariest event of most peoples' lives. You have to feel safe enough in your own mind before you can remember your own birth.
Leonard Orr
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You know, I rather like this God fellow. Hes very theatrical. A little pestilence here, a plague there... Omnipotence...got to get me some of that. -Stewie Griffin
Family Guy
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I will not stand idly by while you abrogate my plans! You shall rue this day!... Well, go on, start ruing! -Stewie
Family Guy
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Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Sam Levenson
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After your death you will be what you were before your birth.
Arthur Schopenhauer
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Leaving home in a sense involves a kind of second birth in which we give birth to ourselves.
Robert Neelly Bellah
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Solitude gives birth to the original in us, to beauty unfamiliar and perilous- to poetry. But also, it gives birth to the opposite: to the perverse, the illicit, the absurd.
Thomas Mann
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