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Suggest Revision: When you're young, everything feels like the end of the world. But it's not. It's just the beginning.
 
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Suggest Revision: The day the world ends, no one will be there, just as no one was there when it began. This is a scandal. Such a scandal for the human race that it is indeed capable collectively, out of spite, of hastening the end of the world by all means just so it can enjoy the show.
 
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Suggest Revision: The end of the world is nigh; 21 May, to be precise. That's the date when Harold Camping, a preacher from Oakland, California, is confidently predicting the Second Coming of the Lord. At about 6pm, he reckons 2 per cent of the world's population will be immediately
 
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Suggest Revision: Harold Camping of Family Radio is predicting the end of the world for May 21, 2011, but this reporter has learned that Camping first predicted that doomsday would be on September 6, 1994.
 
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Suggest Revision: If having scientists warning us about the end of the world isn't bad enough, religious folks are getting in on the act as well. Interpretations of the Christian Bible reveal that the date for Armageddon, the final battle between Good an Evil, has been set down for 2012.
 
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Suggest Revision: The purpose of this tract is to inform you of the great urgency there now is in the world for each and every person to be reconciled to God. The Bible is the Word of God! Everything the Bible declares has the full authority of God Himself. Now, at this time, information is coming forth from the Bible which clearly reveals Gods plan for Judgment Day and the end of the world itself. The Bible has opened up its secrets concerning the timeline of history. This information was never previously known because God had closed up His Word blocking any attempt to gain knowledge of the end of the world.
 
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Suggest Revision: The year 2011 AD will be the 7000th year from the flood of Noahs day. It will be the end of the length of time given to mankind to find grace in Gods sight. This means that the time to find refuge in Christ has grown extremely short. We are only a little ways off from the year 2011 AD! It is not unusual that Gods people have been given insight into the timing of the end of the world. Actually, the Bible tells us this is normally the case. In times past, God has warned His people of approaching periods of judgment.
 
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Suggest Revision: God has given sooo much information in the Bible about this, and so many proofs, and so many signs, that we know it is absolutely going to happen without any question at all. Theres nothing in the Bible that God has ever prophesied theres many things that he prophesied would happen and they always have happened but theres nothing in the Bible that holds a candle to the amount of information to this tremendous truth of the end of the world. I would be absolutely in rebellion against God if I thought anything other than it is absolutely going to happen without any question.
 
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Suggest Revision: Harold Camping, an 89 year-old evangelist with a 100 million dollar ministry, heard in 61 different languages around the world, is certain (again!) that the end of this age will be Saturday, May 21st, 2011. Never mind that he has been wrong before. He said that he didnt do enough research the time before he predicted this and it failed. Perhaps he should research Matthew 24:36 which says But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. I might add that nor the Son are missing from many of the manuscripts so Jesus Himself may have actually known but it was not in mankinds best interests to know.
 
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Suggest Revision: It's the end of the summer. It's the end of it all. Those days are gone, it's over now, we're moving on.
 
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