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Talking To A Drunk Woman Quotes & Sayings
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Ladies, there's nothing attractive about a woman being sloppy drunk...stop bragging about it like it's an accomplishment.
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I love how since my dad got laid off all he does is get drunk, sleep, get drunk, & bi... at me for always being out lol.
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I hate talking to drunk people when I'm sober.
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Being drunk n happy is good...Being drunk and sad isn't good...But I'm just drunk...Here nor there.
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I like to go to a red carpet event and see what everybody's wearing and who's drunk and who's talking to whom.
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It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping! On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.
Charles Baudelaire
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Don't ever forget what someone says to you while they're drunk, because drunk words are sober thoughts.
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I didnt mean itI was drunk. I was at a high but at a low. I was a bit sick, a bit drunk. We were at Athens or Spain Madrid! I was drunk cuz there were free booze, the Red Bull thing. It just came out.
Oliver Sykes
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There aint nothing but death music being made now man! Its just about going to the club, get drunk, get fu..ed up and do that shit and rob that ni..., lets have a party and thats it! And the motherfu..ers talking the real shit they dont understand that yeah, theyre talking the real shit, but theyre song aint hot! Your song is wack!
9th Wonder
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A female officer pulls over a drunk man. The officer tells him, Anything you say will be held against you! Then the drunk man yells, TITTIES!
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Want the kind of woman who can make me feel right, not sloppy drunk s.. on a Saturday night.
Brad Nowell
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One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to realize that they're both doctors. After about an hour, the man says to the woman, Hey. How about if we sleep together tonight. No strings attached. It'll just be one night of fun. The woman doctor agrees to it. So they go back to her place and he goes in the bedroom. She goes in the bathroom and starts scrubbing up like she's about to go into the operating room. She scrubs for a good 10 minutes. Finally she goes in the bedroom and they have s.. for an hour or so. Afterwards, the man says to the woman, You're a surgeon, aren't you? Yeah, how did you know? The man says, I could tell by the way you scrubbed up before we started. Oh, that makes sense, says the woman. Youre an anesthesiologist aren't you? Yeah, says the man, a bit surprised. How did you know? The woman answers, Because I didn't feel a thing.
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Acting like a drunk = hilarious; taking care of a drunk = horrendous. Just like making fun of ugly people = hilarious; being ugly = horrendous.
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Realized today that my life is a vicious cycle of being drunk and/or hungover.
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tagging your friends in hot photos of them being drunk because you're a top mate.
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Meeting someone who is also drunk and immediately becoming best friends.
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Alison Scott: I was drunk! Ben Stone: Was your vagina drunk?
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As much as I would enjoy being drunk, I think I'd better pass after last night's episode and today's follow-up.
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Lets get drunk and tell each other everything we're too afraid to say sober.
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Youre not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
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