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Toilet For Men Quotes & Sayings
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Pee splits into two streams. Both miss the toilet...
Unknown
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I wish the men in my house would be a little more courteous and put the toilet seat down.
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Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.
Rita Rudner
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A company in Japan has developed a set of kneepads that allow men to squat down in front of the toilet, reducing the possibility of splash back when they urinate. Also, that's not what they're for.
Seth Meyers
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Reasons why its great to be a Woman; We can get laid anytime we want. We never have to buy our own drinks at the bar. We piss sitting down so its easier to pass out on the toilet when you're drunk. We get out of speeding tickets by crying. We get out of speeding tickets by showing a little cleavage or leg. We can sleep our way to the top of the class. We get to shop at Victoria's Secret. We can marry rich and then not have to work. We never have to pay when we go out on dates. Men take us on all expense paid trips- all we have to do is sleep with them. Men light our cigarettes for us. Men hold the door open for us. We pout better(those puppy dog eyes always work!). We're cuter. We lie better. We're better manipulators. We always end up sleeping in the bed when we fight with our other halves, you guys get the couch. We always have food.
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Different toilet, SAME SHIT, and I'm sick of explaing this..
Jay Z
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I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.
Joel Madden
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Different toilet, SAME SHIT, and I'm sick of explaing this..
Jay-Z
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I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?
Mark McKinney
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Being a parent means that everything in your house has been used as a toilet at least once...
Unknown
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You can flush my ashes down the toilet, for all I care.
Carolyn Heilbrun
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You should make your own toilet tissue since you the shit.
Unknown
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It's better to have someone who cheats than someone who doesn't flush the toilet.
Uma Thurman
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Yup, the toilet is my best friend before a show.
Eric Carr
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Montague's just been found in a toilet, Sir.
Draco Malfoy
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Soul is the joint rolled up in toilet paper.
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ni... I'm the shit, get the fu.. up out my toilet.
Lil Wayne
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"Montague's just been found in a toilet, Sir.
Draco Malfoy
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Yea I'm the shit, you can be the toilet...cuz I'm shittin on you.
Unknown
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It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet.
Uma Thurman
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