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Wearing The Pants Quotes & Sayings
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I never wear pants in my life. I never thought I'd say this, but I miss wearing pants. For the first time in my life, I miss my pants.
Emily Procter
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If being an adult involves wearing pants more than 50% of the time, I'm not down.
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Oh well, I guess I'm not wearing any pants today!
Sponge Bob
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Short people problems: wearing pants when it rains.
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Are those space pants you're wearing? Because your a.. is out of this world.
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Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.
Robin Williams
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Its cute when you tell me I'm beautiful even though I'm wearing sweat pants and a sweatshirt.
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Note to self: do NOT apply body moisturizer on your legs if you are going to be wearing leather pants that day.
Nicky Hilton
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I dont really like pants, man. I like tights. Im not really a pants person. I choose not to wear pants.
Taylor Momsen
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In Cleveland there is legislation moving forward to ban people from wearing pants that fit too low. However, there is lots of opposition from the plumber' union.
Conan O'Brien
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My partner and I won the race, and I threw my hat into the air and bent to pick it up. Everyone started laughin' because I had split the back end of my pants out, and I wasn't wearing shorts.
Chris LeDoux
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I feel like dress socks differentiate you in a different way, especially men in suits who just have the traditional business suit. The dress sock is the way to change it up in your mind and I like wearing my pants up higher so you see them.
Rob Kardashian
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Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants? :D
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When the Vietnam war began I was nuts. I was wearing bell-bottomed pants and let my hair grow. I looked like an idiot. I'd loved to wear jeans and t-shirts, but everybody was in the peace movement back then. And that was my ploy. I had to be careful not to say things like "I like meat." Actually I just wanted to drink beer and to get fu..ed.
Ed ONeill
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I think I'm gonna need to change my pants. I'm just playin, I didn't come in my pants.
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Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest!
Billy Madison
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It's a surer way to a woman's heart to be interested in what she's thinking than what she's wearing or not wearing.
Tina Louise
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A man in Florida is suing after he was ticketed on a beach for wearing a Speedo. Though, in fairness, he was wearing it as an ascot.
Seth Meyers
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I want to be different. If everyone is wearing black, I want to be wearing red.
Maria Sharapova
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A man in Arizona was arrested for stuffing snakes down his pants at a pet store. The good news is when he got to prison ten guys offered to stuff more snakes down his pants.
Jimmy Fallon
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