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Why Be Drunk Driving When You Ca Quotes & Sayings
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Social networking while driving is worse than texting while driving and drunk driving put together.
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Honk if you love Jesus. Drink while driving if you want to meet him.
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Drinking and driving: there are stupider things, but it's a very short list.
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The problem with drinking and driving is the mourning after.
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You know you are drunk if you swerve to miss a tree than realize it is the air freshener hanging from your mirror.
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There's no question that we need tougher drunk-driving laws for repeat offenders. We need to take a lesson from European countries where driving isn't a right but a privilege.
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Drunk drivers are somewhat better them people texting while driving cause at least the drunk drivers are trying to look at the road.
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The speedway ends at the cemetery.
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You booze, you cruise, you lose.
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A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.
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A designated driver helps you party another day.
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Getting stopped for drunk driving in those days might mean that your entire career was over then. Not today.
Mark Goddard
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It seems that whatever we do is somehow beyond reproach - murder, ...., drunk driving - as long as we go on a TV show and apologize.
Eric Stoltz
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Cop pulls man over for suspicion of drunk driving. Cop: Sir have you been drinking? Man: No. Cop: Papers. Man: Scissors, I win!
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It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road.
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If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi.
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I love how since my dad got laid off all he does is get drunk, sleep, get drunk, & bi... at me for always being out lol.
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Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people he cops. But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!
Dave Attell
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Being drunk n happy is good...Being drunk and sad isn't good...But I'm just drunk...Here nor there.
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This week New York City Congressman Vito Fossella was arrested for drunk driving, then caught having an extramarital affair, then exposed for having a secret child with his mistress. Or, as it's known in Washington, 'the Trifecta.'
Seth Meyers
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