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Witty Condom Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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What's worse than a bull in a china shop? A hedgehog in a condom factory.
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Remember, ladies: if he says he doesn't have a condom, say that you're okay with becoming a mother. BAM, condom out of nowhere!
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If the 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still 2?
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You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away. The condom, I mean. Not the stranger.
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A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is a power.
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A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is a power.
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A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is a power.
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No, sir, I'm not saying that charming, witty and warm copy won't sell. I'm just saying I've seen thousands of charming, witty campaigns that didn't sell.
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Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos?
Ron Alderson
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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Courtship is to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play.
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Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
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If it were not for the company of fools, a witty man would often be greatly at a loss.
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No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more than she can be witty only by the help of speech.
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Next to being witty yourself, the best thing is being able to quote another's wit.
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The next best thing to being witty is to quote another's wit.
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Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
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People who can't be witty exert themselves to be devout and affectionate.
George Eliot
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There's many witty men whose brains can't fill their bellies.
Benjamin Franklin
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