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Work Place Jokes Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Work Place Jokes" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it. I never did like to work, and I don't deny it. I'd rather read, tell stories, crack jokes, talk, laugh - anything but work.
Abraham Lincoln
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A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
Ludwig Wittgenstein
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Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?
George Bernard Shaw
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My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it. I never did like to work, and I don't deny it. I'd rather read, tell stories, crack jokes, talk, laugh - anything but work.
Abraham Lincoln
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I do get nervous right before the girls go out, and I don't like going out there myself, The catwalk is just a different place to the stage. I find it so much more scary. Everyone is there and can be critical about your work. I'm proud of my work but it's a daunting place to be.
Gwen Stefani
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Big time...Im always ready for TV. I dont have to edit my jokes when you work clean, you can work anywhere.
Gabriel Iglesias
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Another day at work...I'm having as much fun as a colorblind person playing twister.
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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There's an old saying - There's No Place Like Home. Well, I went in the house next door, and it was very similar.
Geoffrey Parfitt
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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I know why Superman left Krypton. Earth was the only place he could get steroids!
Milton Berle
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The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.
Robert Paul
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Obama supporters are like christmas lights. They all hang out together, half of em don't work, and the ones that do work aren't very bright.
Mario Tomasello
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It's nice to be able to work; I'd love to be able to do another TV show I could do in Chicago so I could live and work in the same place. It's hard being a parent and being in a good marriage, and it all takes a lot of work, but if you're not there you can't do any of it.
Joan Cusack
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I mean, theater acting for me is the true form. It's the real place where you learn, the place where you practice, the place where you can take risks and try things out, and I think what film acting is when you've perfected what you're doing and it's a polished piece of work, then you do it on film.
Dominic Monaghan
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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Enable every woman who can work to take her place on the labour front, under the principle of equal pay for equal work.
Mao Tse-Tung
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Making self-deprecating jokes about your s.. life is the fastest way to win a place in my heart.
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Always laugh heartily at the jokes your boss tells, it maybe a loyalty test.
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies.
Laurence Sterne
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