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1800 Call Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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One of the standing jokes of Congress is that the new Congressman always spends the first week wondering how he got there and the rest of the time wondering how the other members got there.
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My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up.
Nikhil Saluja
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Black and Mexican jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
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Who ever invented the Knock- Knock jokes should get a No-bell prize!
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It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds and jokes.
St Thomas Aquinas
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.
Robert Frost
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.
Robert Frost
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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Will Smith
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on thee and I'll forgive thy great big one on me.
Robert Frost
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People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them.
Dolly Parton
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies
Laurence Sterne
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They have what you call a black night where they have black people come in for just one night only to watch comedy, and you get all your local drug dealers, thugs, prostitutes, all of them come in, sit down, and listen to you tell jokes. They the hardest people to make laugh.
Mike Epps
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Yes and, you know, I can't use the nice words anymore because I used to chicken out by using them. I used to call myself plus size, used to call myself chubby. I used to call myself overweight.
Star Jones
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Russians call me German, Germans call me Russian, Jews call me a Christian, Christians a Jew.
Anton Rubinstein
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Pianists call me a composer, composers call me a pianist. The classicists think me a futurist, and the futurists call me a reactionary.
Anton Rubinstein
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Call me stuck up, call me mean, call me whatever you want, but at the end of the day what you say don't mean a damn thing to me, I'm me and thats all I'm ever going to be,
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If every call to Christ and His righteousness is a call to suffering, the converse is equally - every call to suffering is a call to Christ, a promotion, an invitation to come up higher.
Charles Bent
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My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it. I never did like to work, and I don't deny it. I'd rather read, tell stories, crack jokes, talk, laugh - anything but work.
Abraham Lincoln
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I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
Marilyn Monroe
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I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
Marilyn Monroe
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