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A guy at work went in for a competition and won a trip to China. He's out there now...trying to win a trip back!
Jerry Dennis
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I have 40 years of unpublished material, the ones they don't pick, and the reason I don't redraw them or use them again is that I like to use my brain every day and come up with new jokes.
Sergio Aragones
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I'm not saying she's fat. I'm just saying if I had to name 5 of the fattest people I know.... She'd be three of them.
Unknown
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I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.
Mark Russell
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I am all for jokes, I am all for laughter.
Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh
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Love is one of those jokes you have to be there to get.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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If a woman is funny, that will leave an impression and stay on my brain. A girl should do something, anything, to make me laugh. I like dark, intellectual wit. But no jokes about bodily functions. Thats not a turn-on for me.
Ryan Phillippe
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I said to the wife, Guess what I heard in the pub? They reckon the milkman has made love to every woman in this road except one. And she said, I'll bet it's that stuck up Phyllis at number 23.
Max Kauffmann
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A joke is not a thing but a process, a trick you play on the listener's mind. You start him off toward a plausible goal, and then by a sudden twist you land him nowhere at all or just where he didn't expect to go.
Max Eastman
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Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out.
Unknown
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You know what? I never really factor Hollywood into anything. Im a black actor, so I cant really control what Hollywood thinks. I gotta go do my thing, and my jokes have got to be funny. Whatever I do has got to be great.
Jamie Foxx
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Everybody that's living in this earth is living in a situation. It's not narrow-minded to the point where everybody is serious and nobody has a personality. I think people die telling jokes.
Mike Epps
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Everybody that's living in this earth is living in a situation. It's not narrow-minded to the point where everybody is serious and nobody has a personality. I think people die telling jokes.
Mike Epps
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In whatever way I may have insulted You in jokes; while playing, reposing in bed, sitting, or at meals; when alone, or in front of others; O Krishna, I implore You for forgiveness.
Bhagavad Gita
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Apparently beer contains female hormones. After you drink enough you can neither drive nor shut the hell up!
Tufail Mehraj
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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dir.. joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
George Orwell
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Relationships are a lot more like algebra. For instance. Have you ever loked at your X and wonderd Y?.
Unknown
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Well, there are conjoined twins in real life and we can tell a story about them so long as they're not the brunt of the jokes. In this, they're the heroes of this story; we love these guys.
Bobby Farrelly
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Let me rub your tummy girl till' you feel better babe, read you something funny, girl. Jokes to make you laugh.
Miguel Jontel
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Women are like fish... neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut.
Unknown
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