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All A Girl Wants Is To Eat And Not Get Fat Quotes & Sayings
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We sing a little song before we eat, a little blessing before we eat, and it's really - we're thanking the Lord and the Earth for the food that we eat, and it really brings you together in a profound kind of way.
Phil Lesh
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Then he said unto them, Go your way, eat the fat, and drink the sweet, and send portions unto them for whom nothing is prepared: for this day is holy unto our LORD: neither be ye sorry; for the joy of the LORD is your strength.
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LETS COUGH...and dont tell me to eat cheese. I am a fat midget! hey - View Quote Details on LETS COUGH...
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Being fat is nature's way of saying, You're so good, I think I'll make more of you!
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I took the right leg of that woman's body, from the knee to the hip took the fat off and ate it while he stared at the other girl. When I bit into it she just urinated right there.
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A boxer's diet should be low in fat and high in proteins and sugar. Therefore you should eat plenty of lean meat, milk, leafy vegetables, and fresh fruit and ice cream for sugar.
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I never got how fat people could make fun of other people...for being fat.
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Now I'm gonna make you dance, its your chance. Yea boy shake that thang, oops I mean girl, girl girl girl. Girl you know you're my world.
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He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It's simply a question of taste.
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If I eat a huge meal and I can get the girl to rub my belly, I think that's about as romantic as I can think of.
Ryan Gosling
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If you had a personal trainer, you would probably eat him. I know that in every fat person, there's a skinny person inside, but you could have all the season's contestants of America's Next Top Model in you. I hope I get reincarnated as your feet. That way, you'd never see my face again... Oh, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have insulted you. Because in my country, cows are sacred.
George Lopez
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He asked why and I said, 'Because Gwyneth has a fat suit, my wife has a fat suit - I don't get a fat suit?' He looked at me and said, 'You mean you don't have one on?'
Joe Viterelli
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It's not always possible to sit down and eat at home in this day and age of fast-paced living, but if you are going to eat out, do so as a family and support all the great local places in your areas. I'll still eat at the same diner I did as a kid with my parents.
Michael Symon
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Your momma is so fat, I take her panties and I use them as the main sail of my yacht.
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Yo momma is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
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Yo mamas so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs.
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Your momma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said 1 person at a time please.
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The meaning of obesity is being fat and overweight. Truth is nobody likes to be that way. Especially women.
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I swear, I don't mind being fat...Until we reach a mall. Then I wish I was skinny!
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