TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Anniversay To Mummy And Daddy Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Anniversay To Mummy And Daddy" sorted by relevance. 317 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Step Dad
Baby Daddy
Being There
Fathers Day
Funny
Age
Ghetto
Conscience
Daddys Girls
Redneck Girl
Food
Dads
Fathers
Being A Father
Family Love
Fathers Day Wishes
Bumper Sticker
Jokes
Fathers Day
Show more
Fathers Day Messages
Homewrecker
Being A Girl
Father Daughter
Mothers
A Real Man
Cute Girly
Keeping It Real
Strong Women
Cute
Life
Funny Facebook Status
Long
Funny
Kids
Money
Redneck Girl
Father Daughter
Funny Facebook Status
Clever Facebook Status
Dating
Humor
Being Pregnant
Relationship Advice
Babies
Cute Love
Family
Family Values
Humor
QUOTES
The father of a daughter is nothing but a high-class hostage. A father turns a stony face to his sons, berates them, shakes his antlers, paws the ground, snorts, runs them off into the underbrush, but when his daughter puts her arm over his shoulder and says, "Daddy, I need to ask you something," he is a pat of butter in a hot frying pan.
Garrison Keillor
874 Likes
Father Daughter quotes
Sponsored Links
Yo mammas so lazy shes got a remote control just to operate her remote! Yo mammas so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon. Yo mammas so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs. Yo mammas so lazy she pretends to be handicapped to get a good parking spot.
Nate
4 Likes
That's right, I'm your daddy. Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh. Don't talk, Lois, don't talk. Just let me do all the work. Yeah...now feel my warm breath on the nape of your neck. My hands on your big soft boobs...running down your big man-like chest.
Peter Griffin
15 Likes
There's a lot of irresponsibility in society today. My brother-in-law was a good man, he was a responsible man. It's a tragedy when kids lose their daddy, wives lose their husband, brothers lose their brother.
David Shaw
61 Likes
Brother-in-law quotes
DOOM was always known to keep the best girls backs bent, some say its the eyes, some say the accent, a lotta guys wonder where they stacks went, I call her thunder thighs, with the fatty swolla, only mess wit high rollas, do what daddy told her, no matter the city she with me to do the thang thang, work in the coochie, hooptie chitty chitty bang bang .
MF Doom
9 Likes
Sponsored Links
It's like all my life everybody keeps telling that I'm a shoe. You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe! But what if I don't want to be a shoe anymore? Maybe I'm a purse, or a hat...I don't want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying I am a hat! It's a metaphore, daddy!
Rachel Green
3 Likes
So because of my act my daughter thinks she can talk to me about anything. She's been dating the same guy since high school and they go to the same college, and she calls me up one night and says 'Dad, I wanted to talk to you about Steve.' And all I can think is if she tells me she took it up the a.. I'm gonna drop dead on the phone. I mean what do you say to that 'Daddy, I don't like it in the butt.' Yeah, you and your mom both. So she says 'Dad, you know Steve and I have been together for a while, and he was wondering what it would be like to go all the way.' So I said 'Maybe I'll fu.. him then he won't have to wonder anymore.' See Steve that's what it's like to go all the way...would you stop crying?
Robert Schimmel
12 Likes
He's braggin about his new Jordan's The baby just ran out of milk He's buyin gold every two weeks The baby just ran out of Pampers He's buyin clothes for his new girl and the baby just ran out of medicine You ask for money for the baby? The daddy just ran out the door GIRL! I can't believe him (I can..)
Tupac Shakur
18 Likes
Rap quotes
He's braggin about his new Jordan's The baby just ran out of milk He's buyin gold every two weeks The baby just ran out of Pampers He's buyin clothes for his new girl and the baby just ran out of medicine You ask for money for the baby? The daddy just ran out the door GIRL! I can't believe him (I can..)
Tupac Shakur
14 Likes
Rap quotes
My whole family was dedicated around music. My Daddy and his family was in a group and my Mother loved rapping back in the days before she had me¦ but yeah I started rapping when I was eight and like I say my whole family was dedicated around music, and I love the music so much¦ and with my parents they help me push more, more and more with my music and right now thats how I get music done.
Lil Chuckee
17 Likes
Sponsored Links
Every time something happened in Mileys career, every time the train went off the track, if you will, Vanity Fair, pole-dancing, whatever scandal it washer people, or as they say in todays news, her handlers, every time theyd put me...Somebodys shooting at Miley! Put the old man up there! Well, I took it, because Im her daddy, and thats what daddies do. Okay, nail me to the cross, Ill take it...All those people around, they used me every time. It became so obvious that, man, no matter what happens, theyre going to put you up there and let you take the bullet.
Billy Ray Cyrus
7 Likes
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Underneath the mistletoe last night. She didn't see me creep down the stairs to have a peep; She thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep. Then, I saw mommy tickle Santa Claus Underneath his beard so snowy white; Oh, what a laugh it would have been. If daddy had only seen. mommy kissing Santa Claus, last night.
Unknown
10 Likes
Christmas Song quotes
Boy, look, look! Look! Your daddy may not had a whole lot of money. Oh, but he was rich, because he invested in people. What'd you think? You think I was the only one he gave a job to, Calvin? No! That man opened up the doors to anybody and any knucklehead around here in the city of Chicago that wanted to come down here and make somebody out themselves. Gave the opportunity to be somebody! A licensed professional barber. Now, me, myself, personally... I wouldn't gave half these bail-jumpers the opportunity. But, you know, it's just hard enough. You sit in there and try to cut somebody's head and gotta worry about this fool over there trying to shank you. But let me tell you somethin'. At the end of the day... the end of the day, I was glad I was here. And now you!
Cedric The Entertainer
6 Likes
Baby show me some ID, you fine as a mutha'fu..er but you might be 16, And I ain't tryin' to end up in the penitentiary, You gon' be screamin' Daddy take some of that d..k up out of me, When you in the strip club, you work that pole, When you in the bedroom, you work that pole, I ain't choosy baby you could work me fast or you could work me slow, When I be up in the strip club I be tippin', When my rap got the rat Big Hap think I'm trippin', And I'm hood bi... & this just nothin' but good livin', Your baby owes me & I ain't even pi.pin'.
Z-Ro
66 Likes
Any man can help create a child but it takes a real man to love, cherish and raise that child. Happy Father's Day to all the amazing Daddy's out there!!
Nishan Panwar
470 Likes
Fathers Day quotes
Being A Father quotes
Dads quotes
Parenting quotes
Family Love quotes
Fathers Day Messages quotes
Fathers Day Wishes quotes
Being A Man quotes
A Real Man quotes
Sponsored Links
I can't wait for the day that I get married. I will finally be able to spend the rest of my life with the woman of my dreams, the love of my life. We'll be happy. We'll have a fun, playful marriage. We'll raise our beautiful children, we'll teach them right. I will always be there for my kids, whenever they need me, daddy will be there. When summer comes, we'll go on family vacations. I'll take everyone to disney land and take them to nice places. I'll watch my kids grow up into fine adults and when they leave to start their own lives, it'll just be me and her. We'll spend the rest of our days living happily together, doing things we've always wanted to do. Things like traveling the world, going on a cruise, and anything else we can think of. Finally, when we grow old, we'll reminisce about our lives. We'll talk about how we first met and all the crazy things we used to do while young. Then when it's our time to leave this world, the love me and her will share will never fade cause a love like that, true love never fades.
Unknown
364 Likes
Falling In Love quotes
True Love quotes
Lasting Love quotes
Marriage quotes
Adorable Love quotes
Heart Touching quotes
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold My father died many years ago, and yet when something special happens to me, I talk to him secretly not really knowing whether he hears, but it makes me feel better to half believe it. - Natasha Josefowitz A son is a son till he gets a wife; a daughter is a daughter for the rest of her life. - Unknown The greatest gift I ever had, came from God, and I call him dad! - Anonymous Old as she was, she still missed her daddy sometimes. - Gloria Naylor I am not ashamed to say that no man I ever met was my father's equal, and I never loved any other man as much. - Hedy Lamarr I just owe almost everything to my father [and] it's passionately interesting for me that the things that I learned in a small town, in a very modest home, are just the things that I believe have won the election. - Margaret Thatcher My dear father; my dear friend; the best and wisest man I ever knew, who taught me many lessons and showed me many things as we went together along the country by-ways. - Sarah Orne Jewett
DIVYA
74 Likes
1
...
13
14
15
16
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
May 23
Backstabbing Friend
Behavior
Bigotry
Emotional Abuse
Generosity
Heart Break
Listening
Love
Lovers
Lust
Marriage
Missing Him
Practice
Problem
Self-interest
Separation
Sweet
Tattoo
Trash Talk
Wilderness
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™