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Loving an old bachelor is always a no-win situation, and you come to terms with that early on, or you go away.
Jean Harris
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A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man needs only an excuse
Helen Rowland
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The notion of the single man began in the 1950's. The idea of the bachelor as a separate life was new and obscure.
Hugh Hefner
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Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.
Helen Rowland
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The best bachelor since Bruce Wayne with his Bachelors Remasterd this rap shit you hear the words coming from my lips, bastards
J Cole
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Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? Youre not taking him to a strip club, are you? -Bella Swan
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn
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The U.S. Census Bureau acknowledged this fact when it reported that those with a bachelor's degree earn on average $1 million more over their lifetime than those with only a high school diploma.
Elijah Cummings
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We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake, before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Bill Brasky
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A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
Samuel Goldwyn
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Bachelor parties are designed for those who are sad to see the passing of their single days. I couldnt be more eager to have mine behind me. So theres really no point. -Edward Cullen
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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When the s.. War ended with the slaughter of the Grandmothers, / They found a bachelor's baby suffocating under them; / Somebody called him George and that was the end of it: / They hitched him up to the Army.
W H Auden
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An adult male living alone stops being a vaguely tragicomic bachelor once he is found in the circumstance of simultaneously taking a whiz and eating a sandwich
Dean Allen
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A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.
Don Quinn
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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I want to date Cheryl Cole. She is a looker, shes the one. I love her accent, its so s..y. Shes free and Im still a bachelor. That girl is so beautiful, Ill treat her well. Im thinking weddings one day, why not? Just think of the kids. Im getting ahead of myself here, I havent even met the girl.
Chace Crawford
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I live right next to a grocery store and I don't know if it's the bachelor in me, but I just go in and shop for what I need for the day. I'm an idiot because I don't shop for the whole week. The check out clerks always crack jokes about the fact that I'm in there sometimes twice a day.
Seann William Scott
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
Unknown
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