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Before Sleep Jokes 140 Wor Quotes & Sayings
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.
Robert Frost
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Black and Mexican jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.
Robert Frost
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It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds and jokes.
St Thomas Aquinas
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Who ever invented the Knock- Knock jokes should get a No-bell prize!
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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Will Smith
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on thee and I'll forgive thy great big one on me.
Robert Frost
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People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them.
Dolly Parton
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies
Laurence Sterne
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I never sleep, cause sleep is the cousin of death.
Nasir Jones
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I sleep less, I'm tired. I sleep more, I'm tired. Life is impossible.
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I hope Twitter's 140-character limit doesn't hinder you from describing every detail of your ecstasy-fueled spring break beach orgies.
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fu.. hashtags and retweets, ni.... 140 characters in these streets, ni....
Jay Z
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My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it. I never did like to work, and I don't deny it. I'd rather read, tell stories, crack jokes, talk, laugh - anything but work.
Abraham Lincoln
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I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
Marilyn Monroe
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I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
Marilyn Monroe
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Some people who take sleep aids may actually have a serious sleep disorder that the sleeping pills could be masking. By far, the most people we see are those who cant stay awake during the day, and thats usually because they arent sleeping well at night or cant get to sleep because of insomnia.
John Ancy
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When I found out I had to take off my shirt in Teen movie, I panicked and hit the gym. I was like, 'It's going to be on film, documented, for my children to see. I can't be 140 pounds. I need to put on a little bit of muscle.'
Chris Evans
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Not really, and actually my cholesterol was 190 when I had the heart attack. 190, which isn't that high. I took it down to about 130 and it's probably about 140 or 145 now.
Mike Ditka
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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