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My wife always complains that I dont take her anywhere expensive... so I took her to the Gas Station.
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Similarly, the Marquis is presented in this film as someone who would disturb the status quo and therefore must be kept imprisoned.
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Just saw two deaf girls arguing, one said, 'bi... better keep my name out your hands.'
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I restart the whole song when I miss my favorite part.
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It's always awesome when my blinker matches the beat of the song on the radio.
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The attainment of the present status of Thailand has to depend on the ability or the actions of all the inhabitants of the country.
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Truth is, I dont only sing in the shower...I perform.
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Few things anger me more than having a song stuck in my head that I don't know the lyrics to.
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Hurricanes are like women: when they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car.
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I'm pretty sure the whole ladies first thing was created by a guy just to check out ass.
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