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Candy Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Im gonna take this (object), shine it up real nice, turn it side ways, and stick it straight up your candy ass!
The Rock
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Feelin like a bad parent because you won't let your kids have more candy? Remember Liv Tyler was pole dancing in the Crazy video.
Unknown
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The holy land was supposed to be spotless, a serious equivalent of Disneyland in which not a single candy wrapper is to stay on the ground for more than a few minutes.
Marvin Olasky
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It's like a candy store for an illustrator, I connected with Harry pretty quickly and loved the way J.K. described everything; she's such a visually thinking person. You can't pass that up.
Mary Grandpre
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Cotton candy, laced in gold. Stack that money, sushi roll. Bottles up, feeling throw'd. V.I.P it, overload.
Iggy Azalea
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I have a hard time defending the production of candy, given that it is basically crack for children and makes them dependent in unwholesome ways.
Steve Almond
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Gotta get out the pickle Make it rain with the ripples. Let my candy rum trickle Get you buzzed with double triples.
Blood On The Dance Floor
36 Likes
Christmas = Gifts . Halloween = Candy . Thanksgiving = Food . New Years = Drinks . Valentines = s.. . Birthday = All Of The Above.
Unknown
55 Likes
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A new study shows that kids who eat a lot of candy are more likely to be arrested for violent behavior as adults, said that weird old lady who gives out apples on Halloween.
Seth Meyers
6 Likes
Yeah the paint's candy but it ain't sweet, AR-15's on the passenger seat, 17.454 all chrome goin' a wall, Igloo AC, blowin' snowballs.
Gorilla Zoe
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Look, you can tell I'm a balla, when I'm in the 6-4 Chevrolet Impala, cause the gloss on the candy paint is so lean, rims big as Ruben, tires skinny as a dope fiend.
Short Dawg
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Look, you can tell I'm a balla, when I'm in the 6-4 Chevrolet Impala, cause the gloss on the candy paint is so lean, rims big as Ruben, tires skinny as a dope fiend.
Short Dawg
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Nobody likes beets, Dwight. You should grow something everybody does like. You should grow candy.
Michael Scott (The Office)
18 Likes
Friends with the Benefit to be in a Drama Free Relationship.
Candy War
30 Likes
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Noo the candy box from last Christmas is empty.
Unknown
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If 'ifs' and 'buts' were candy and nuts, wouldn't it be a Merry Christmas?
Don Meredith
30 Likes
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Ill give your candy a.. one big can of whoop-ass!
Stone Cold Steve Austin
23 Likes
My father was in the civil service. I can remember standing in a bus shelter in the pouring rain, and that we were allowed candy floss at the end of the holiday if we had behaved.
Honor Blackman
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Them candy cars, I'm coming down, that paint drip, I still tip. That pi.p shit, she ain't plan to fu.., I pick her up, I still hit. That's swag, bi...!
Asap Rocky
39 Likes
Put in the keys, make that engine purr. 3 in the back, one in the passenger. Slow creepin' 'cause we look that fly. All the boys tryin' taste our candy pie.
Danity Kane
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