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Candy Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Who else sneaks in their own candy to the movie theater? 10$ for a bag of Skittles, no thanks.
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Dear 'cool people', they didn't name a candy after you, did they? Sincerely, Nerds.
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I had a lot of fun working with John Candy. We had a pretty good rapport.
Harold Ramis
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The depth of John Candy's talent did surprise me. He was one of my all-time favorite leading men.
Maureen O'Hara
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Might pull up in Mulan in the drop candy swan. Might swing to your prom with the wand in my palm.
Riff Raff
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Cotton candy coated Benz, 7 grams of Presidential blowing in tha wind.
Yung Joc
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I wasn't good at being affable. You get beyond that and realise the attraction in any human being has more to do with what they give to someone rather than just being face candy.
Alison Moyet
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Put the music in the lights in the middle of the night. I'm gettin' my way like a kid in a candy store. I think you got what I want.
Justin Timberlake
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I know what I have to do if I want to lose weight and stay healthy: eat a proper diet and exercise. All I've got to do is apply it.
John Candy
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Wish as I may, wish as I might grant me this one small wish. On Christmas night Cause I dont need candy or the toys from my youth. I just want you, oh darling, I just want you.
Neon Trees
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List of things that went wrong today just keeps increasing lol. NEED NAP AND CANDY ASAP.
Justine Ezarik
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My boy Lollipop you make my heart go giddyup. You are as sweet as candy. You're my sugar dandy.
Millie Small
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Adorable candy will help distract us from the astounding horror of a man being nailed to a cross.
Unknown
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I just feel such a connection to the little kids in Naples. I remember being on the street wanting a small piece of candy.
Giuliana Rancic
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Candy paint drippin on the seats can you smell it. I just left the waffle house with jelly on my belly.
Gorilla Zoe
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Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers.
Jamie Farr
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His smile, his joy, his gratitude, his kid-in-a-candy-store excitement is what life's most special moments are about. God's blessings.
Unknown
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People get passionate about a song. It's been my experience if you put out radio candy, something commercial, it doesn't sell records.
Trace Adkins
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I got tackled once in a movie theater. I was with my mom and brother, and then suddenly I got hit from behind and sort of sprawled out on the candy counter.
Scott Wolf
4 Likes
I need to start eating healthy, but in school all the vending machines are full of chips and pop-tarts and candy...like wtfawk.
Unknown
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