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Candy Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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I am a cynical optimist. Big opening weekends are like cotton candy. The films you will remember over time are the films that stick in the consciousness of the audience in a good way.
Robert Redford
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I would like to play an average guy. I would have loved to play opposite John Candy in a movie. That was my dream for a long time, and sadly, now I can never realize that. But I'd like to do comedy. R
Warwick Davis
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He didnt give me flowers or candy. He gave me the moon and the stars. Infinity.
Jenny Han
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Young love is like a cotton candy its always sweet, yet easily dissolves and fades away!
Unknown
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Candy apple red is my favorite color. It's a powerful color to wear. It's always been that way, I've always been really attracted to that color.
Carly Rae Jepsen
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Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg for it." I didnt know what to do! Id knock on peoples doors and go, "Trick or treat." "No thank you."
Rita Rudner
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It was very much like Norman Rockwell: small town America. We walked to school or rode our bikes, stopped at the penny candy store on the way home from school, skated on the pond.
Dorothy Hamill
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One of the things I particularly enjoyed doing was taking raw sound from locations during the film, like the candy machine, and writing pieces of music to go with them, which is totally unnecessary within the context of the film, because they have their own logic.
Fred Frith
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Ridin dirty got this weed in my sock on the seat a plastic glock, ah shit I see the cops. They lookin they lookin the candy gotem lookin oooh!
Lil Wyte
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This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.
Conan O'Brien
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Money cant buy happiness? Last time I checked money can buy you candy, a mansion with a indoor pool & endless supplies of jello.
Unknown
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I started eating healthier. I actually gave up fast food. I gave up candy and potato chips and everything else. I started watching what I ate.
Ryan Lochte
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Christmas: The only time of the year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.
Rick Sutter
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I'm coming down in my slab, 84's on Perelli's. Candy paint buck seats, I call it peanut butter jelly. Pouring up the purple, blowing on some'ing smelly In a button drop the top, and put the dropper on the belly.
Killa Kyleon
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Plato
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Jokes are grievances.
Marshall McLuhan
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You know why I love November 1st? 50% off Halloween candy!
Unknown
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1971 Honda 100 motorcycle. It was the first bike I ever bought myself. It's sparkly candy red with a white stripe. It's the perfect tiny size for me. I love driving around L.A. on a Sunday. Mulholland Drive, friend hopping, going to see a movie. It's dreamy.
Leisha Hailey
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My whole life, I've been telling jokes.
Brad Garrett
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Someone please tell me the funniest yo mama jokes right now.
Dahvie Vanity
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