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Candy Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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I promise to still find you attractive when you're bloated from the Valentine's Day meal and candy I buy you.
Unknown
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In a brand new Range, diamond colored candy cane. I bought a brand new K, I cant wait to let it spray.
Kodak Black
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I ain't sold a million records or won a Grammy but I seen a million dollars worth of nose candy.
Yo Gotti
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This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.
Conan O'Brien
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It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, everywhere you go; Take a look in the five-and-ten, glistening once again. With candy canes and silver lanes aglow.
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More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They don't like to see an ugly lady.
Amy Sedaris
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Girl let me wrap my hands around you. So happy every since I found you. Just like a kid who found some candy, let me feel and find your panties.
Trey Songz
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Taking your own candy to the movies. $6.00 for a bag of skittles my ass.
Unknown
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The Rock is going to lay the smack down all over your candy ass!
The Rock
32 Likes
Fully loaded, automatic 6 Benz, Candy paint, foreign lights but my bi... in, Born hustlin', too big ni... to size me up, Kept stuntin', more money, burn it up.
Birdman
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I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it so that it achieves its maximum flavor potential.
Mitch Hedburg
10 Likes
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You know you're a redneck when you go to a parade and they throw out corn on the cob and hand out tomatoes instead of throwing candy to the kids.
Unknown
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I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.
Mitch Hedberg
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I shoplifted. I was about five years old, and I took a candy from a store. We paid for three of them, but I took four, and I went home and cried. My mom took me back, and I paid for the missing piece.
Carrie-Anne Moss
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It seems like a totally gratuitous myth to tell people a giant rabbit comes round at night leaving candy in a haphazard way around the house... and the cover shows the bunny caught in the act.
Todd Rundgren
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I'm southern just like the college. Knit bones cornbread candy yams and my greens colli. Crawlin just like a talla pradas pushin them pedals down. Jackas keep me and magneto more I keep that medal around.
Killa Kyleon
4 Likes
I be in the club with my girls stayin' low. Fellas rubbin' all up on me trying to get close. Wantin' to unwrap me like a candy in a store. Until I give the green, goodie bag stays closed.
Brick And Lace
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I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it so that is achieves its maximum flavor potential.
Mitch Hedberg
24 Likes
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I've always loved words. I ate up all the books I could get my hands on, and when I couldn't get books, I read candy wrappers and labels on cereal and toothpaste boxes.
Judy Holliday
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Dont expect someone to stay sweet forever because even the sweetest candy has an expiration date.
Unknown
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