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Chop Your Balls Quotes & Sayings
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Although a food processor is not an absolutely essential piece of equipment, because you can certainly chop, grate, slice, knead and mix everything by hand, it does do all these things very quickly and efficiently and saves you time and energy.
Delia Smith
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Listen, Lloyd, I want you to put all my files, folders, binders, everything into a box! If you find a used condom, an executioners mask, and a fu..ing spike paddle, dont think, just pack that bi...! Chop suey!
Ari Gold
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If you salt a chicken the day before cooking, it starts to break down the cell structure of the meat and allows it to take on more flavor and actually helps it to stay more moist. Same goes for a steak, a pork chop. A lot of people brine; we preseason.
Michael Symon
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The man who looks for security, even in the mind, is like a man who would chop off his limbs in order to have artificial ones which will give him no pain or trouble.
Henry Miller
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Salt is a preservative. It really holds flavor. For example, if you chop up some fresh herbs, or even just garlic, the salt will extract the moisture and preserve the flavor.
Sally Schneider
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How would you like to suck my balls?
Eric Cartman
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My nonexistent balls are bigger than your real ones. Sorry not sorry.
Unknown
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Call me Commando 'cause I'm going all balls out.
Chris Brown
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Girls have got balls. They're just a little higher up that's all.
Joan Jett
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No balls here, bi.... -Ronnie
The Players Club
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But I told you, I don't have any balls!
Morgan Webb
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If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow.
John Wayne
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Now the whole world will know that you died scratching my balls.
James Bond
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Balls in general are not a good looking item.
Scott Disick
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Your girlfriend down on both knees, she catch more balls than a goalie.
Juicy J
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Balls are to men what purses are to women.
Carrie Bradshaw
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You, suck my balls. Two times! -Ken
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I say if you're going to take a chance on something, you just go full balls to the wall.
Toby Keith
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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
Bo Burnham
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Wow! These [soccer] balls are sticky! [That's what she said.]
Alec Straub
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