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Clever Witty Facebook Status Quotes & Sayings
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If we have 75 mutual friends on Facebook and we aren't friends, the likelihood that I fu..ing hate you is 100%.
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I'm not addicted to facebook! You know, I just use it whenever I have time. Lunch time, break time, bed time, off time, that time, this time, any time, all the time!
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Keep your issues in your tissue box, and learn how to keep them out of your status box.
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If you've got a problem with me, tell me. Don't go putting it around on Facebook and then expect me to know that you're mad at me.
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If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember...You can always change your birthday on facebook!
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I've always wanted to meet some of my friends on Facebook that I've never met in real life but after seeing some of their statuses I change my mind.
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Never talk down about your relationship on Twitter or Facebook. Don't let people know when your home isn't happy, that's when outsiders think they're welcome in.
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I love how when my soap runs out in the shower, my shampoo magically transforms into body wash.
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When my girlfriend is angry, I go to Facebook and constantly refresh my relationship status to see if I'm single again.
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Be careful who you tell a secret, some peoples' way of keeping secrets is posting them on Facebook.
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Who needs television when you have so much drama on Facebook.
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The awkward moment when an ex-boyfriend tries to add you on Facebook. (After being previously deleted.)
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I'm fairly sure that my cute next door neighbor thinks I'm a stalker. She wrote it on Facebook, Twitter and even in both of her diaries.
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Theres a new Facebook app that will post a final status update for you after you die. Thats ridiculous. I dont need someone to change my status when I die. I need them to water my Farmville crops.
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I forgot to post on Facebook that I was going to the gym...Now this whole work-out was a waste of time.
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Most people don't realize this, But you can actually go to the gym without telling Facebook about it.
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"All you do is sit on Facebook all day" Lies. I sit on the chair.
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It's just Facebook, I wish people would keep it real and stop frontin.
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Facebook needs to make 'Tired of trying' a relationship status!
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Facebook doesn't ruin relationships, getting caught in your lies does.
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